Let us take a dive into the world of fantasy, for a moment. A world in which the impossible can be done. A world where Hollywood isn’t a money-grubbing machine that no longer cares if they make products of quality, and instead just wants to make content that they can push out, just in time for the next product. We are going to dive into this fantasy realm for a moment, and imagine that I, in my great creative mind, am given complete control of a studio and am allowed to green-light whatever I want, and have control over it to make whatever I want to be made. These are the 10 projects that I would green-light, ranging from films to streaming shows. I will say which is which as we make our way down the list, I promise. Let’s get started.
10. Various Redwall books
Perhaps some of you don’t know about the Redwall series, by the late Brian Jacques. It was a series that I grew up with, and part of me is kind of shocked that it hasn’t been milked to death like so many other childhood franchises. I think part of that may be because these books are VIOLENT. Each book is a self-contained story, with tangential connections to the others. It is about little forest creatures who have built structures and villages and even fortresses. They are in a world of swords and shields and the like. It is a world without magic. While prophecy plays into things, there is no magic. Just little cute woodland creatures in clothes, cutting each other down with swords and arrows. Not every story is amazing. There are some that I think fall completely flat. However, I would love to have some of my favorites put out there. Ones like, Mossflower, Martin the Warrior, The Long Patrol, Outcast of Redwall, Loamhedge, and Rackety Tam. 2D animation would be best for these. I am OVER CG. I am so over it. It’s in everything, and it makes things dated so quickly. These would all be contained films covering the events of a single book. The violence would be there as well. Would it be weird to watch little woodland creatures cut each other to pieces? Yes. But that’s part of the fun. Kids can handle this stuff. It’s time we exposed them to more of it.
9. Pirate Latitudes
One of my favorite books by Michael Crichton, I think this fantastic adventure novel is just BEGGING to be made into a great film. Instead of glorifying pirates, this book was actually very critical of the world they existed. It also shows the historicity of how the line between privateer and pirate was thin indeed. It was a violent and gritty look at the genre, but that was part of what made it great. I would do this one in live-action, whit as much of the effects done practically as possible. Again, fuck CG. This book is begging for the treatment. However, it may be better suited for a single-season streaming show than a movie. Give it time to flush out the characters and go through the plot as thoroughly as possible.
8. Shadow Over Innsmouth
One of the most seminal works of HP Lovecraft, this is a story that, if in the right hands, could be a hallmark of great horror cinema. A story about a detective coming into a town and discovering a secret cult tied into deep-sea gods, with their senior membership trying to cross-breed humans with the Deep Ones in order to create immortal offspring. Cinema has had a rough time translating cosmic horror, but if we could find a director who will take the time to get the elements right, I think this would be a landmark title. A slow burn horror film that shows how, as the detective gets closer to uncovering the truth, the more he is being driven insane by the forces at work. This book is what got me to really think about religion as a concept, and I think it is past time that someone tried to make a faithful adaptation. I would also want the effects to be practical. Especially where the cross-bred people are concerned. The twisted forms of the fish-like people there would be so grotesque, but fun to make.
7. Spider-Man Horror Film
I remember when I saw the trailers for X-Men: New Blood, and the concept immediately caught my attention. A horror film with Marvel characters. That’s inspired! A superhero horror movie. Now, the film we got was a giant pile of shit, but the concept is still fascinating. There are a ton of heroes with a good rogues gallery to look at, but one that really caught my attention was Spider-Man. He has two villains in-particular that would just be great for this. The first is Kraven the Hunter. A man who has hunted all animals on the planet, and has moved on to hunting the greatest game – people. A film that really puts Spider-Man to the limit as he is being hunted by this man. Seeing him treat people as cattle in this game of kill or be killed. The second is (and I know some people will groan) Morbius. I know, I know. We all saw that terrible movie. I’m talking about a version of this character true to his roots. A genuine vampire. A monster of the night with a body count that is astronomical. If it could be a fun concept to play around with. But something about happy-natured Peter Parker up against a monster who is driven to kill and who has no problems killing anyone and everyone who goes up against them would be a neat dichotomy to play with. Especially if the gore could be kept in.
6. Remake of Congo
Do any of you remember the film version of Congo? If you do…I’m sorry. That film was ass. The ape effects were so bad. The acting was worse. It took some really fantastic source material and just shit all over it. Here’s the one time where I’m going to come out in favor of CG. If we could take the CG from the Planet of the Apes reboot series and apply it to the ape effects of this movie, I think we could get something genuinely incredible. But I would want EVERYTHING else to be practical. So many movies don’t understand how the actual jungle works. Actual jungle isn’t full of plants everywhere. Actual African jungle has a high canopy, and dense, dead underbrush layer, where things suddenly grow the second a tree falls. We forgot this, somewhere along the way. I want this film to really show that what we think we know about this world is not correct, and actually do the source material proud.
5. White Shark
Probably a book you have never heard of. Written by Peter Benchley, the man who wrote Jaws, this was a fascinating monster book about a creature that was part-man, part fish. It had some amazing point-of-view writing sections where we get into the monster’s way of thinking. We also have some great characters, like the dad and his son, and this deaf girl who the son gets a crush on. There was a TERRIBLE made-for-TV movie of this, but I want this redone. Especially with practical effects. To make this creature come alive in all it’s disgusting glory. It would be a monster movie from another era, but man would it be cool.
4. World War Z
Yeah, you all remember the film they did on this landmark novel by Max Brooks. If you never read the source material, it probably seemed like another generic zombie movie. But if you did read it, then it was a slap in the face of some of the richest and most engaging source material ever put to print. The original novel was told from the point of view as a reporter getting the stories of those involved after the fact. In keeping with that, I would have this novel adapted as a streaming series, with each episode focusing on one of the stories. This would allow the show to really get into each narrative and bring all the cultures and their perspectives to life in a way that the film…didn’t (and that’s being charitable). This book could have been made into something amazing. Instead, it was turned into easy to market, PG-13 garbage.
3. Batman, but with more or the rogue’s gallery
You know what the biggest problem with Batman movies is? They use the same villains, over and over again. This character has a rich, deep pantheon of characters to draw inspiration from. It drives me nuts to think that we barely get to see some of the more interesting ones. Characters like Babydoll or Scarface come to mind immediately. The former being a woman who has a condition to make her perpetually looking like a child. When the show she is on goes under, she tries to cut it with professional acting, but how she looks keeps having opportunities slip away from her, eventually driving her insane. With the latter, you have a mild-mannered man who is driven to insanity by a ventriloquist puppet. That one in-particular would be fun. Especially if we really get to take the time to see him going insane with this puppet. But there is a much larger rogue’s gallery that gets ignored, and I would love to see made into a movie. Even better if it could be done with animation in that amazing art deco style from The Animated Series
2. Dragonriders of Pern – Original Trilogy
With all the classic books that have been turned into shows/movies that range in quality, part of me is genuinely shocked that nobody has tried to take a crack at this. It is one of the most underrated fantasy genres, combining fantasy and science fiction. It tells the story of human colonists in the far future ending up on the world of Pern. However, when they arrived, they realized that every few years, a fungus called the Thread comes down from the red star and ravages the planet and them as well. Over 2,500 years, they regressed as a society, until they were able to engineer dragons, who can communicate with people telepathically. Thus were the dragon riders born, with the solumn duty of fighting back against the Thread. It’s a fascinating series, that I think is perfect for a 2D animated series. Otherwise it would be endless CG, and the budget would suffer. No, let’s put the 2D animators to work.
And the thing I would love to make most with control of a studio is…
1. Prey
My favorite book by Michael Crichton, now is the PERFECT time to make this into a film. With CG where it is, it wouldn’t be a hard sell to make a film of this with the detail we would need for the nanoswarm. But I would want to keep it true to the book. I want to make sure to get the family element for Jack right, showing him as a stay-at-home dad, then show him coming back into this world of technology and fear of the unknown. Plus, we need to get a guy who is a schlubby dude in his 40’s for the role. Jack Forman was a man who is well into middle age and had gotten a little pudgy. We need someone who actually looks like an everyman, put in a situation that makes them do extraordinary things. For years, this book has gone by the wayside because the tech can’t measure up to how it would need to look for the nanoswarm. I think we’re finally there. Now is the time. Another thing is that I would want to end this film on the uncertainty. The fear Jack had that the swarms hadn’t been fully destroyed, and that he may be infected with them. Too many films, especially ones for American audiences, have cliche happy endings. I want this one to leave questions for the audience. While I did say that the CG is where I want it for the nanoswarm, I would like to use practical effects for the swarm colony in the cave, along with the giant crystalline tree that they used to create the swarms inside the facility. There is a great potential here that is not being realized. Time to make it happen.
Until next time, a quote,
“It was so dumb, it was breathtaking. I didn’t understand how they could have embarked on this plan without understanding the consequences.” – Jack Forman, Prey
Peace out,
Maverick