Okay, I have to address something because this honestly just pisses me off. This is so annoying that it hurts. It is a part of our society that is so distorted and so pathetically shallow that every time I am exposed to it in large amounts, I feel the overwhelming urge to stike a dog. For real, it s that bad. And anybody who is part of this crowd, and thinks the way that they do, are just plain dumb. The fact is that the crowd that I am about to talk about just loves to no end to talk about Prince William and Kate’s wedding. I have seen article after article about this stupid-ass occasion, and every article that I read makes me hate the human race just a little bit more. I’m going to feed you some examples of what I am talking about, and you can see for yourself.
The first article is talking about all the different dresses that were seen at the wedding. The first picture is of Kate and William, hand in hand. To some, that’s romantic. To me, that’s retarded. There are 19 of these photos! Queen Elizabeth is next. That’s the only person on this list of photos who I respect, and whose image is being tarnished by the voting system of the internet to determine how much you like her photo. It’s almost too disrespectful to me to think that way. Then of course, there are those Beckham people, who I have had to suffer hearing about so much. After a few more photos of people who mean nothing to the public at large (or should mean nothing), it showed a bunch of kids. This is all so tragic that it hurts. I will give, Prince Felipe lookes kind of cool, but moving on. And Prince Charles looks kind of cool. All people in royal almost military outfits look cool (I watch a lot of anime, forgive me for that one). And that is just one of the stupid stories.
The next is asking a very important question. This question willl change all of human history! I’m not kidding you, people. When I heard it, and when heard all the theories, I felt my heart begin to quicken. I felt my pulse start to go wild. It was…it was….what did William whisper to Kate at the alter?! Oh my God! Oh my freaking God! Has anything else in human history been this…RETARDED! Has there ever been something so stupid in the history of existence? And people went nuts over this! I mean, read some of these comments-
It’s so nice to hear she blushed when they kissed on the balcony. It gives us a glimpse of how she really is just a women marrying a man she loves.
It doesn’t get any better than that…Fairytale come true and without the “frog” this time…Wish both all the happines this world has to offer…the world is better because of them at least we had a lot of love in hearts watching…Thanks and God Speed!!!
Wow a fairtale wedding for sure. He is a handsome prince and her a beautiful princess.
My they live long and and be happyly ever after
Ladies and gentlemen, the above comments are called stupidity. It is stupidity from people who have so little lives and so little going on in their world, and are so ignorant of what is happening in the world, that they only care about a wedding of two people who are part of the remains of England’s aristocracy which no longer means anything other than a symbol. Queen Elizabeth I have respect for, because she has done things to make the world a better place. She actually made a difference in her country. But it’s the precident.
The pièce de résistance of all the stupidity that is coming up around this is another article that I found. All of these are from Yahoo, but believe me when I tell you it is all over the internet media-sphere- this stupid-ass marriage of two pointless people. Again, I was on the edge of my seat. There was a dark conspiracy about this wedding! I didn’t want to believe it. I felt fear grip my heart. I didn’t know what was going to happen. It could be anything! This was a foreboding thought that entered my mind- what could possibly be a giant mystery surrounding the royal wedding? Turns out, there were many! It is a dark web of conspiracy! Let me regale you with several of these solved mysteries. They were things like (and I am quoting directly here, so don’t blame the language on me)- who is the adorable little girl frowning and covering her ears on the balcony during the big kiss? What music did Kate walk in to? Why didn’t Prince William watch his bride walk down the aisle? What was in the bride’s bouquet?
Are you fucking kidding me?! Here’s a link to the article if you want to see the rest of this intellectually void weapon of mass distraction. This is what I’m talking about. This is the point that I am getting at. I hate modern pop culture. I hate it so much. My favorite YouTuber, TheAmazingAtheist made a video about teenage pop culture, specifically focusing on teen girl magazines. The points that he made in his article are going to be the same as the ones that I make in my blog about teenage media. But now that I have talked about teenage media, I have decided to take a smash at adult media.
Shit like Vogue, Elle, People, The National Enquirer, they all make money based on a model that the common public is so stupid that they are completely transfixed by the thought of who Beckham is banging, or a royal wedding. A wedding that, by the way, the English taxpayers are financing! Yeah, let’s not think about all the money that is being spent at this shindig, let’s all get hung up on the fact that there was a wedding dress and a girl who was frowning.
There are a lot of important things happening in this world right now. Japan is still a mess, and will be for years to come. There are new potential oil problems in the Gulf of Mexico here in America. Tornadoes have killed what some have estimated to be over 300 people in the Midwest. This is a lot of crazy shit, and people should actually be paying attention to this! Not to some English royal, who means nothing in the broad scheme of things getting married.
But what pisses me off the most is the fact that these people are rich! The people who publish this intellectually void garabage are making millions upon millions of dollars on people who basically believe- if I get a magazine with this person on it, I am somehow closer to them. People read articles like the one about all the “mysteries” that took place at the royal wedding and think they actually learned something! This socially degrading bullshit, and it needs to stop! Get a brain, people! And to Prince William and Kate, congratulations. Modern divorce rates aren’t looking in you all’s favor, but I still wish you all the best.
Until next time, a quote,
“I’m mad at the system that thinks that its acceptable to exploit this and make money off of it! And to propagate this world view! Because it’s fucking stupid! It’s dangerously stupid! It’s culturally corrosive and it fucking pisses me off!” -TJ Kincaid, Thrusting Into Teenage Girls’ Minds