Well, we are the banks. We are the people who are being oppressed in this country. We are being oppressed by these people calling themselves, the other 99%. These rotten vagrants are nothing but parasites. They leech off of the services that we provide in this country every single day, and then question the manner in which we provide it. Where are all these supposed Ron Paul fans? They are supposed to have our backs! But yes, we are the oppressed. We are being ill-treated by these thugs, and why – because they think we are somehow responsible for the problems that the poor in this country have now.
I hate to break it to you, poor people, but sometimes, a little bit of loss for everybody else is just the cost of doing business! Sometimes, you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet, know what I mean? I mean, where was all this bitching that you are doing now back when the market was great? You all just complain when things are bad! You parasites don’t like to admit that you like us when things are good, and then don’t when we are bad. You are nothing but people needing to find a person to blame for your problems. Well you know who you can blame – yourselves.
The reason that you all are not doing well is because you are lazy! You don’t try hard enough! After all, if you all simply got off the street and looked, you’d find a job. There are jobs around, if you lazy cretins decided to have the dignity enough to go and work for it. I mean, that’s what we do! We come into our banks every day, and we bust our asses, playing with all of your money. Where are our medals?! Where are the people saying, “thank you Wall Street for doing the important job of keeping the economy running”?! Where the fuck are you when we need you to be nice. You think all these problems just happen?! This isn’t our fault.
Sometimes, things go wrong. And we’re people, after all. So what if we just crashed and destroyed the economy, how are we responsible? It is the government and you all’s faults for keeping us regulated! If you took away all of those regulations, everything would get better. Again, where are all these Ron Paul people when we need them? Why aren’t they out there telling these worms that the free market can regulate itself! That we should have the liberty to do as we please, and just you watch as things will get better!
But now all these protestors are forcing our hand! We didn’t want it to come to this, but what choice did you leave us? We are now forced to have to fight against you. We have bought and paid for the police in this country. And now we are forced to also back political candidates who will strike down you protesting masses. The fact is that we must say this to you – you and your resistance is completely futile. We will defeat you, because honestly, we own this government. If you will not step down on your own, we will put a government body in power who will force you to step down.
We didn’t want it to come to this. We didn’t want to have to put you in your place. But what choice did you leave us? When you all go on about how you are the ones oppressed, you are ignoring the fact that you are singling us banks out. So now we have to takes steps to put you down. We don’t want to, we shouldn’t have to, but you people and your refusal to blindly be our slaves has left us no alternative. We’re sorry to have to do this.
Oh wait, who am I kidding. You people are nothing but our slaves, and if you really think anything to the contrary, then you are just plain blind. We are going to continue to oppress you, because the fact is that we can buy and sell politicians. Your President is even bowing to us (no bullshit, check one of the videos linked above)! You really think your protests can do anything? Well, the fact is that you are just blind. So, we will keep going, and unless you are willing to step up beyond just blind protest, then we will own you forever!
Until next time, a quote,
“But wishes are for children.” -Dexter Morgan, Dexter
Peace out,
Maverick (Occupy Wall Street, you need to step up! Either make the fight bigger, or step off. These people are NOT listening to you!)