I wanted to talk about both of these things, but I don’t have enough to say about either for a full-fledged post. But then I realized – I can combine them into one RAB post. I also wanted to make fun of both the left and the right in this country. I am finding that the further I go in life, the more I hate both sides equally. Does that make me a centrist? Not at all. I am a liberal. But I am not some regressive-left idiot. I am part of the libertarian left. I have come across two stories in the news about both sides making everyone involved look stupid. Let’s talk about them.
First, the SJWs online are crying the blues when The Simpsons decided not to take the bait with them losing their shit about Apu. See, the SJWs say that he’s nothing but a stereotype of Indian people. A statement that has ZERO evidence in fact. Yeah, he has an exaggerated accent. But you know what else he has – character! Apu is a rich, developed character. There are several episodes that have him going on adventures, dealing with his personal drama, and showing that he is a man who is doing the best he can to seize his bit of the American dream, while also running a REALLY shitty Quik-E-Mart.
If he was just some stereotype of the people that I have talked to in real life on the other end of a help line saying that their name is John Smith and they live in Cleveland (bullshit!), then maybe I could see where they’re coming from. But Apu is a great character, who is funny, smart enough to run his own store, and has a family that he busts ass to provide for. All of which we get to see as the series has gone on. Oh, but he has an exaggerated accent. That’s all that matters to the social justice retards. As we’ve seen with Anita Sarkeesian, context be damned, there is one thing that they can latch onto, so they will hang on until death.
But as I said, The Simpsons didn’t take the bait, and basically told them to fuck off in a very good response. What shocked me, though, was how the SJWs on the Internet lost it about their response. They really should have seen this coming. Anyone remember the episode where Lisa decides to make a stand about girls not being in a youth football team, and then Flanders totally deflates her by saying they have four girls already, and then inviting her to play as well? I loved it. What blows my mind is that instead of the Internet asking why the hell this show is still going when it is so clear that they have run out of ideas, we are getting pissy about something that NOBODY cared about 20 years ago. Not one fucking person. Gotta love SJWs.
Next up, we got conservatives showing that they are bone-dead terrified of anything even vaguely sexual, and are so horribly sexist to believe that teenage boys need to be sheltered from it, because the second something vaguely sexual enters their vision, they are immediately incapable of looking away or focusing on anything else. I hate my own species and even I know this is bullshit. What am I talking about? You’re gonna love this.
A teenage girl named Lizzie Martinez had a really bad sunburn that was healing, and because her bra strap was really uncomfortable with that sunburn on her shoulders, she decided not to wear one. Now, realizing that there may be some odd looks on this, she wore a long-sleeve, loose-fitting t-shirt. But that wasn’t enough. Why? Well, because her nipples were perky and the dean (who is a woman. Keep that in mind) decided that this was going to be too much temptation for the boys at school to deal with. What happened next? You’re gonna love this.
First, the dean had her put on a shirt underneath that. Then she had her jump around! Are you kidding me?! Is this a secret fantasy that this person had? Well, when that was deemed insufficient, they came up with an even better idea. Even thinking about this makes me laugh because of how stupid it is. She had her take four band-aids, and put two of them criss-crossed over her nipples. That’s right, they essentially had her make herself DIY pasties. I’m fucking dying.
Naturally, Ms. Martinez was more than a little insulted by this. As she had every right to be. Her entire treatment through this was fucking humiliating and degrading. From having to bounce her boobs for the dean, to then having to make pasties for them. That is disgusting. Someone rightfully pointed out that if the dean was a man, this sort of thing would be causing such a massive shit-storm. But the school came back with a totally bullshit defense – that not wearing a bra is a violation of their dress code. Wow. And this degrading performance the dean made this girl do? What was that? School policy? Sick fucks.
I just love how terrified of anything even remotely sexual conservative America is. It always puts a smile on my face. Do these people believe that teenage boys are one nipple poking through a shirt away from turning into gorillas? Really makes me wonder why they are so against Islam. They are so much alike in terms of cultural perspective on women. Maybe she can show up to school in a burka? Would that be enough? Give it a try, Lizzie. You got my support. After all, then you can’t possibly be showing anything sexual. No leading those boys into temptation now!
Not kidding with what I said about conservatives and Islam, by the way. Both of them treat boys like they are one poking nipple or bit of cleavage away from becoming rapist animals. It’s so insulting. And this girl got to suffer that ideology for someone who should rightfully be kicked out of there for sexual harassment. That’s what would happen to any man in their position.
Until next time, a quote,
“Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” – Mark Twain