What do you get when you combine an unfunny Asian lesbian and a “PSA” about Ghost in the Shell? You get a video where I felt the cringe bars going up. I’ve heard before about how casting Scarlet Johansson as the main character in the Ghost in the Shell live-action film is “white-washing.” I don’t see it that way. I see the film as yet-another lackluster live-action adaptation of an anime that will join the pantheon of lack-luster adaptations. But that’s neither here nor there. An unfunny Asian lesbian decided to try her hand at a public service announcement about it. Let’s take a look at this.
We start off the video having some little Asian girl looking into a comic book shop. She goes inside and we see a ton of other little girls in there. Yeah, this is about as realistic as the “acting” in Cool Cat Saves the Kids. We have a term for some of the caseworkers at my job – unicorns. Magical creatures that you hear about but never see. That’s what the sight of a bunch of little girls at a comic book shop is. It’s a magical creature that you hear about but never see. Not to mention the fact that they clearly aren’t actually looking at the comic books. They are just jiggling them around.
Then we get to see how all these characters in these comics are…WHITE PEOPLE! Oh! The horror! White people in comics! How awful! Our little Asian girl desperately looks around for the comic book that has an Asian person in it. Because, you know, kids only like characters who they can racially identify with. That isn’t at all a stereotype that has been invented by idiots who don’t know the first thing about real children. After all, this PSA has an ax to grind. Never mind the idea that an Asian girl could relate to a white character. Nope, if it’s someone of a different skin color, then that little girl can’t possibly relate to them. Man, this video is racist.
It just keeps going. This endless montage of this little Asian girl who has no interest in any of these comics purely by virtue of the characters not having the same skin color as them. This character and this video by extension are so fucking racist. I mean, are we really supposed to just ignore the message of this video – Asian children can’t relate to white people. That’s what that entire montage was about. Finally, we see her reach the Ghost in the Shell manga. The kid opens it up to some random page and is so completely happy by seeing someone who shares the same skin color as her. Racism. Apparently it’s in right now. The kid buys the manga and all is right with the little girl’s world.
Fast-forward to years later and we see some hipster Asian girl wandering the streets looking at random shit. She comes to a poster for the new movie, and we see it cut back to the little girl we saw that beginning. I guess the hipster is the older version of that girl. It cuts between her and the little girl version, and she looks totally heart-broken. Again, the implication being that because the character is now white, she is instantly bad.
This video’s idea of equality is that only people who share the same skin color can understand each other. Our shared humanity? Nope. Our ability to empathize and understand one-another by shared life experience? Fuck that! In this woman’s eyes, the only thing that matters is the color of your skin. Racism. It’s the in thing to be. Because after all, if it’s white people, it’s evil. And, of course, if it was the reverse of this people would be throwing a shit-fit. Casual racism is fine, so long as it isn’t white people. I fucking hate this shit. This PSA’s ham-fisted message doesn’t land. Nothing about this works. And the video ends with an actual statement that movies aren’t real, but have some kind of nebulous effect on real people. Give me a fucking break. Where is the evidence for that? Please, show me some fucking evidence. Until then, shut the fuck up.
Until next time, a quote,
“Why argue things you can’t prove?” – William Ruckelshaus