I have been talking with my partner, and the two of us have come to a conclusion about things that need to die. There are so many things in culture right now that are beyond overdone. They are oversaturated to the point that when I see there is a new entry in their genre, I think to myself – ugh, not another one. We don’t need more! Popular culture is at a turning point where they are in desperate need of a shake-up, and I am going to list the things that desperately need to go, based on what my partner and I have been talking about. This is in no particular order, so don’t go thinking there is any delineation of how much I dislike the things I think need to go. Just assume that I hate all of these things continuing as a genre equally.
Superhero Movies
I’m sorry, but this market is beyond oversaturated. The MCU got lucky in how they were able to get past the law of diminishing returns, but it hit the high water mark with Infinity War, and it cannot get past that again. Disney should have realized that people want a break from the capeshit, but instead they wanted to double down and build it all up again. This genre of films is overdone and it needs to go. Don’t even get me started on DC. At least they realized that making an MCU clone was not going to happen and they ditched it. But it’s time for all of thise to end. The ONLY reason that the MCU is still not seeing diminishing returns is because of the lockdown. I bet, if the lockdown hadn’t have happened, nobody would have gone to see Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, and if anyone goes to see Marvel’s Eternals, I will be shocked. That looks like the blandest movie to ever hit cinemas.
Star Wars
This franchise should have been put out to pasture over 30 years ago. There are now SIX mainline entries in the franchise that are either mediocre or terrible. There is no middle-ground between those two points. That’s double the good entries in it. Don’t even get me started on the stand-alone films. The ONLY thing propping the franchise up now is The Mandalorian, and apparently they mean to end that after the next season. It’s time to let this franchise go the way of the dodo.
Star Trek
It breaks my heart to see what this franchise has become. Watching CBS turn it from a smart series of shows about exploration and dealing with complex issues, to a special effects extravaganza that is all about swearing and violence and nihilism and bad comedy just kills me. When I saw the trailer for Lower Decks, a fourth-rate Rick and Morty clone, I realized that this franchise has no more potential and needs to be let go. And don’t even get me started on Picard. Shitting on one of the most iconic characters in all of science fiction for the purposes of raking in that cheap nostalgia views pisses me right the fuck off. This franchise hasn’t been good since Enterprise, and even that was not that good. It’s time to admit that this franchise has reached the point that it has been done to the point that there is nowhere else they can go with it.
Urban Fantasy
This was a pick from my partner, and I can see why. This genre has been on the way out for a while, but it has not been good in a VERY long time. I think the last time that urban fantasy was any good was with the two series Buffy and Angel. After that, spurred on by YA novels all trying to ape off the success of Twilight, there was a TON of them. I even remember myself getting swept up in it with Final Fantasy XV, but that game didn’t even try and really make something special with its premise. I’m DYING to know what the trailers for Versus XIII could have amounted to if Square Enix hadn’t pulled the plug on Nomura because China doesn’t like ghosts. But yeah, this genre has been played out, but thankfully it is on the way out already.
Sequels
Gaming, I am looking at you. You know what I miss – when good games could stand on their own. When every stupid thing didn’t need to be a franchise. When you could have a game that is just nice by itself. Maybe it gets on sequel. Maybe two. But then, you leave it there and it is done. That time feels like a century ago now, with every game franchise having so many sequels that you don’t even care anymore. You can’t even get invested because the interesting idea has been driven into the ground. Instead of making more interesting games, they have to make games that are sequels because those sell on name recognition. I hear they are doing a direct sequel to Mass Effect, and I can’t even pretend to care. Bioware as it once was is dead, so now I know that their chances of making anything good are gone. I am curious AF to see what Casey Hudson and the people at the new indie company made up of Bioware veterans are cooking up, though.
Every Single Nostalgic Film Franchise
I’m talking about Alien. I’m talking about Predator. I’m talking about Terminator. I’m talking about ALL of the franchises that cannot seem to be led out to pasture by the film companies who are so void of ideas that they have to ape off the success of past glories until their brand recognition is a ghost town of nobody caring anymore. Or of the smooth-brained idiots who go to see movies in America who will run to the theaters to see the latest iteration of the franchise they like just because they want to watch something. I have no idea when all of this will be enough for the fanboys/girls of things, but it cannot come soon enough.
Nostalgia Culture
I am 110% over nostalgia bait in movies. I am 110% over nostalgia as a concept. There are things I am nostalgic for, but at this point, when I hear something about how X entry into a franchise that should have been lead out to pasture has so much nostalgic things in it, I immediately know that it is shit. Complete shit. I cannot be alone in wishing that someone, anyone, was brave enough to create something new that looks at a new genre or takes an old genre and shines it up and brings it back into the mainstream.
Those are the things that I am absolutely over and that need to die already. I could go on. This list will grow longer.
Until next time, a quote,
“Advice is a form of nostalgia. Taking the past from the disposal, wiping it off and painting over the ugly parts.” – Baz Luhrmann
Peace out,
Maverick