With yet-another school shooting under our belt, and all the conservative retards saying that we need to arm the teachers, I have devised an experiment that I am no-joke wanting to do. See, it’s not like we ACTUALLY care if innocent people die anymore. We have become so desensitized to carnage in this country that so long as it isn’t us, we don’t care. All you people who are going to come into the Comments and disagree, shut the fuck up. What did you try and do to change things? You running for office on a platform of trying to advocate gun control? Or if you are a conservative retard, are you running for office on a platform of arming teachers? If you aren’t doing anything and eventually tune out as everyone does, then shut the fuck up.
A friend of mine who is an educator and I got to talking about this. She said “what am I supposed to do? While the students are panicking and terrified, I’m supposed to go into a lockbox, get out a handgun against someone who has an automatic rifle, and then take precise aim at them without hitting any students?” Very good point. She said a friend of hers had someone breaking into her house, and she got her gun, but said her hands were shaking so hard that she knew she wouldn’t have been able to aim accurately. I can’t imagine what that situation would be like. Hence why I keep knives on my person. That way, either I get shot and die, or I stab my attacker or would-be assailant and don’t get anyone else killed.
But since America has decided that we aren’t EVER going to do anything to solve the problem, and I get to have all these Dirty Harry wannabes on my social media telling me how if they were there they’d have shot this guy, or that the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, I devised a little experiment. I want to put this theory that all these faux Rambo mother-fuckers can’t actually handle an actual situation like that. And I want to put their lives, their captors lives, the lives of cops, and the lives of innocent people on the line to prove my point. I hear you saying “innocent people?! How can you be that heartless, Lucien?!” Well, it’s patently clear that nobody really cares about the deaths of innocent people. All these mass shootings and the public is so quick to forget. They move on to the next retarded-ass thing. You know, until we get another mass shooting and they wring their hands about how awful it is, only to do NOTHING to change anything.
In any case, here is my experiment. Let’s get a building, like a shopping center or a school or a hospital. Let’s get all the Dirty Harry wannabes in there with actual guns and live ammunition. Let’s also have a ton of innocent people in there. The Dirty Harry types will know something will happen, but will not know what, where, or how many people it involves. The innocent people won’t have a fucking clue. That’s part of the experiment. They’re the control factor. Any scientist will tell you that you need a control factor. Now, from several entrances will come several violent individuals also armed with actual guns that have live ammunition, with the goal of shooting up the place. They will proceed to start shooting it up. The Dirty Harry wannabes have to put their bravado to use and kill them. Next, the innocent people will be able to call the police, who will show up. It will be there job to try and aid the innocent people and disable the attackers.
I know what you’re thinking – Lucien, what on Earth are you testing with that insane idea? It’s quite simple. I want to find out if these Dirty Harry mother-fuckers can put their money where their mouth is and actually deal with this situation by being the good guy with the gun taking out the bad guy with the gun. I want to see if they can measure up in a situation where we have innocent people in a panic and multiple shooters and how many of them will stand tall to that, without killing any of the aforementioned innocent people. I also want to test how many of them will be unsure who the attackers are and confuse them with their fellow “patriots” just lookin’ to stop the bad guy! Then I want to test how this whole situation would affect the cops looking to help. You know, the people actually trained. Oh, and maybe we could make this more interesting by having the building have a security guard or two. You know, to see if they can handle it.
All of this experiment is really to prove a point that I and anyone who has any experience with violent situations or having a gun being fired around them already knows. But I want to get real people really killed to prove this point. Maybe, if we can show the actual body count and who the psychological trauma that would ensue from it, people can learn to shut the fuck up about what a Billy Badass they are. It’s a thought.
Until next time, a quote,
“How do you figure out how two chemicals interact? Easy – put them together in a beaker and apply heat.” – Dr Gregory House, House M.D.