Man, I haven’t gone after a super-religious idiot in a very long time. In my early days on this site, I had a lot of posts ripping on religion and some of the idiots who follow it. I am firmly an atheist and think that people who need religion in their lives are people who are afraid of reality. But the topic got old and it was basically beating a dead horse while playing a broken record. It got pretty stale. But I have always had at least a passing eye on the insanity that is Josh Feuerstein. For those who don’t know, he’s an insanely religious man who is absurdly popular on Facebook. His page has millions of likes. It’s bananas.
The guy is also something of a scam artist. Not just because of the beliefs that he touts, though there is that. But he was able to crowd-fund over $60,000 for a special camera, but clearly still does video on his phone. Yeah, money I’m sure well spent, given how obesity is clearly the biggest problem he has. That and an inflated ego. Many years ago he went after the biggest YouTube atheist, The Amazing Atheist, because TJ had responded to his most popular video – where he “disproves” evolution. It was sad, to say the least.
Over the years, Josh has become something of a marvel of Christian stupidity. This guy is not only a firm fundamentalist Christian, but he also is a radical conservative as well. So naturally, when the Supreme Court cast its ruling that allowed gay marriage to be legal in all 50 states, Josh was against it. Yet he took great umbrage when people called him a bigot because of that. Funny how that works. Oh, and he also in the videos where he said “Obama done did it” about gay marriage, he said that it was the beginning of the “Christian Holocaust” and held up a gun to say that he would fight the government.
Josh fancies himself one of these people who would start some kind of civil war against the government if they ever step out of line. The reality is that he is one of a plethora of fat-ass conservatives who would fight the government for all of 20 minutes, until they blast him and his little obese army of “patriots” with a drone. Any war against the government in the 21st century would very, very short-lived. He is one of these people who says that if they come for his guns, they can have the bullets. No, Josh, you’d open fire, and they blast you to bits. Hell, I guarantee that the moment they blast open your door, you will piss your fat britches and surrender on the spot. Because it’s easy to be tough when you are not facing down any real resistance. Just the imagined kind in your head.
When I say he’s a radical conservative who is something of a class act in paranoia, I’m not kidding. He had his wife driving around a Wal-Mart for ten minutes talking about how them closing it is a conspiracy and they are stockpiling weapons and tanks inside. This guy is really something.
But now it seems that Josh has a new take on the idea of guns – that they’re in the Bible. That the 2nd Amendment is in the Bible. Oh boy, this is gonna be a hard sell. Let’s take a look at what this moron has to say.
Oh my Groj, you delusional fuck. So, let me see if I got this right. You keep a loaded gun in your car, on the unlikely off-chance that somebody is going to come at you with a firearm. And if this person in your fantasy world comes at you, you are going to let loose with .45 “freedom seeds.” That is the funniest name for bullets I have ever seen. Especially given the long history in this world of dictators using those “freedom seeds” to kill people they don’t like. Guns have a long, sordid history of one thing – violence. I’m not against people owning them, though I do believe there should be some regulation in that regard, but to call bullets fired “freedom seeds” is so utterly ignorant of history. But why should I be surprised. This guy is an obese “patriot” who is looking to be Dirty Harry in his fantasy world.
Here’s my question to you, Josh – if you should come upon some fantasy shooting where you get your .45 out of your car and open fire, what if there are lots of kids around? You say you are against school shootings, so what happens if you there are lots of little civilians around you? Acceptable risk? Killing kids? You want their potential blood on your hands? Not to mention, it ain’t like the guy is jut gonna stand there and let you shoot him. Life isn’t a video game, Josh. This person will move and then shoot back. And say there’s armed security. They come into things, not knowing who is who, so they start shooting at you too. Are you just so convinced that they are going to know that you are the good guy? If I saw your fat ass with a loaded gun shooting, I would assume you are the shooter. You look the type. You certainly have the attitude.
Then he says probably the most delusional thing I’ve ever heard – that the 2nd Amendment is in the Bible. This is a dude who sees that painting of Jesus giving America the Constitution and cums all over it, isn’t he? I believe it. His evidence? Because God armed angels. I need scriptural evidence of this, Josh. Because as I remember, angels in the Bible were pretty much just God’s messengers and heralds. They had no form unless they took on the form of a human. But in reality the angels of the Bible had more in common with those from Neon Genesis Evangelion than they do with your imagination of them being Dirty Harry with wings. This man is so insane. I don’t get how someone can be this delusional.
Guns did not exist in the Bible. Nowhere. There was nothing about guns in the Bible. Not to mention, people having rights to own guns is also absurd in the Bible, because in that time period, people only had the rights that the king, Caesar, or other leader provided them. It was a Feudal, primitive society. Even Jesus said “give unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s, give unto God that which is God’s.” A reference to taxes, neat fact. So your weird belief that democracy and democratic republics with their legal perspective was a thing in the Bible is equal parts funny and ridiculous.
Then we get the conservative schtick about guns being the heroes always and the good guy prevailing. His metaphor is that a bully only backs down when the little person has a bigger person. He doesn’t see the irony in that statement. The idea that the little person has a bigger person to basically go to bat for them. Kind of like, in principal, how cops are supposed to work. Because that big guy can’t be with the little guy all the time. But the little guy knows that he can call on them and they will sort out the person hurting them. It blows my mind how you are so dumb with the shit you say, and nobody calls you out on it.
Lastly, he says that we need vets in schools, armed with guns. You know, Josh, I have this growing perspective on the military since a girly-mate who is quite important to me joined the Navy, and she tells me about life with that. She took the oath of service, to protect her country. And it’s weird that Josh of all people is saying that vets needs to be in the schools, because he has said that he would fight the government. In his “Christian Holocaust” series, he outright says that he will fight the government because of the perceived attack on his religious freedom.
This fat ass has never once served his country. He hasn’t done shit. He champions a President who said he couldn’t serve his country because his foot hurt. Just like all the stupid-ass conservatives who believe that underneath it all, they are Dirty Harry, he just lets the delusions talk. Not to mention, why veterans? Why not cops? Could it be because we now have documented proof that cops have a bad habit of being gutless cowards who run from danger or shoot it in the back? Or in the case of Scot Peterson, do nothing while a shooter is inside a school killing kids and ACTUAL heroes who gave his life to protect children from bullets.
I have said it so many times, these people believe that life is an action movie, and the villains are just gonna stand there and get shot, while not being able to hit the broadside of a barn. But we know in reality that life isn’t like that. That shootings are messy. We saw that with the armed guards at Columbine, at Virginia Tech, and other schools. Now, am I against armed security? Of course not. But this idea that we need to get random people who served in the military to do this, instead of people who are trained for the task of protecting kids, is absurd.
By the way, Josh, I guarantee that if you went into a school shooting to go pump some of your “freedom seeds” at the bad guys, your ass would get arrested too. Probably because you’d have killed other kids instead of the bad guy. But hey, maybe I’m wrong. You are Dirty Harry in the flesh, after all, right?
Until next time, a quote,
“Most people are drowning in delusional ignorance, without knowing that their suffering was created by themselves.” – Jakushoa Kwong Roshi