Lucien’s Review: DmC: Devil May Cry

DmC Devil May CryAlright, I’ll start with my overall opinion – this game is awesome!  For those who know me as a story-seeker, this may come as a surprise how much I like this game.  But what they don’t know is that I have that little inner perfectionist in me who likes the living shit out of stuff like this.  The original Devil May Cry games were score-attack masters who stressed mastering their combat system, and were brutally punishing to button-mashers.  This reboot of the series does right by the brand, while still feeling like a unique creation too.

To start with, the new design and character of Dante suits him.  Instead of being the wise-cracking goof from the original games, he is a typical bad-boy who just so happens to have a lot of good beneath him, that comes through at the end.  He is just as ridiculous and silly, but this was intentional.  The story is much the same as well.  While the narrative makes a lot more sense than the original series, it doesn’t take itself seriously at all, and neither should you.  If you like some old-fashioned action cheese, there will be a lot for you to like in this game.  And it is a well-constructed narrative that, even though it never takes itself seriously, does take time to grow the characters, and keep you rooting for the heroes.  All in all, it is silly, but totally fun.  Not to mention funny.  This game is good at making fun of itself and keeping things fresh.  Ninja Theory knew what kind of game this was supposed to be, and they did it well.

Another thing worth mentioning are the environments.  When I was playing this game, the look and feel of Limbo took me back to another favorite game of mine – Alice: Madness Returns.  In fact, I would be surprised if a LOT of the imagery and style wasn’t borrowed from that.  But it is a look that suits the game.  Limbo is a neat place.  Now, some of the textures aren’t as up to date as one would expect a modern game to be.  I suspect that the same engine that was used to make Resident Evil 6 was used to make this game.  But it is by NO means a bad looking game.  It looks awesome.

Despite how linear the environments are, they do incentivise exploration, so you can find all the neat collectables, which helps add to your final score.  That is one point that new players will have to deal with – the intricate level design is going to hurt your speed for the first few times.  Once you get unlocks from later in the game, and you are able to get the collectibles from earlier levels, that will help you.

But, the thing that matters most in any Devil May Cry game is the combat.  And this game owns!  I am so glad that this game got pushed back.  They got everything right with combat in this game.  The combat focuses on the duality of Dante as part angel and part demon.  In addition to his sword and guns, Dante can also seamlessly use an angelic weapon and a demonic weapon.  The transition between weapons is completely seamless, and it flows so incredibly well.  A skilled player can keep a combo chain going throughout an entire fight, and it looks amazing.  So much of the fun that I have had from this game came from the absolutely awesome look of how combat goes in this game.  Now, each weapon comes with its own learning curve, and its own style.  The angelic weapons are all about style and finesse, while the demonic weapons are about brute force.  But when you learn to mix and match how you use them, it looks awesome!  Combat is the best part of any Devil May Cry game, and Ninja Theory totally ran with that.  Combat is almost perfect in this game.

With that said, there is one major hiccup – the bosses.  Now, don’t get me wrong, they look cool, and they are imaginative.  But the problem is that the boss battles are less about the same seamless style that the rest of the combat in the game is so adept at, and more about finding a weakness, and then exploiting it.  Rinse, lather, repeat.  That’s not to say that the boss fights aren’t fun, they are, but there isn’t too especially much strategy involved.  That is a real bummer.

All in all, this is a very good game.  Is it great?  No, but that’s okay.  This is a game that doesn’t shoot for the stars.  It panders to a very specific market, but it does this incredibly well.  Ninja Theory did right by the brand they were given, but still made it their own creation.  I am eager to see where they go with this franchise.  Pick it up, if you are a perfectionist who likes to beat the shit out of demons, and has an affinity for action cheese.

Final Verdict:

8 out of 10

Peace out,

Maverick

Top 10 Hottest Male Video Game Characters

Well, I did the post about the ladies who I think are just too hot, so now I am going to talk about the guys who are just too gorgeous for words.  Hope you enjoy!

10. Vincent Valentine
Final Fantasy VII and Final Fantasy: Dirge of Cerberus
Here is a guy who is the cool kind of dark and brooding.  While the characters like Edward from Twilight are pretentious and boring, this guy has an interesting backstory.  He is a science experiment gone wrong.  Now, he is less man than monster.  But it’s okay.  The lanky and not buff look isn’t a turn-off for me.  I don’t actually like all muscle guys.  Here, that pale face and cold outlook is just what I love.  I would definitely enjoy getting into his mind (and his pants) and finding out what makes him tick.  A lot about him is shrouded in mystery.  He was a man, who fell in love with a woman.  The same scientist who killed her then mutated him into a monster.  While outwardly cold, he does have a solid heart.  A cool characters for a few cool games.

Sam Fisher9. Sam Fisher
Splinter Cell (series)
For me, Sam Fisher is a lot like Capt. Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation.  This guy is just so sexy!  That dark and brooding voice, done so brilliantly by Michael Ironside, just adds so much.  Fisher is an awesome character, and the voice-work for him is just plain perfect.  But there is something about his look that just sets this in stone for me.  Fisher is cool, calm, collected, always with a greater understanding of what is right and what is wrong.  He’ll kill, but it is always for a purpose.  With the short hair, the unshaven stubble, and that awesome voice, there isn’t much better than the total badassery of Sam Fisher.

8. Cloud Strife
Final Fantasy VII
This is another dark and brooding character, but probably the most famous of the Final Fantasy series badasses.  And he most definitely is.  Not only does this guy have some major power, but he he a weapon that is bigger than him.  That alone makes him really awesome.  He can effortlessly heft that blade, all the while looking like he doesn’t even notice how big it is.  He can face down with the most awesome badass in gaming history – Sephiroth.  There isn’t anything about the guy that isn’t to like.  And of course, he looks great doing it.

7. Link
The Legend of Zelda series
Now, I know what you are going to say – he’s a guy in tights.  Well you know what, I don’t care.  He’s a guy in tights who is totally badass, and knows it.  Every game he’s in, he owns.  Hell, he’s even chosen by the Triforce as the symbol of courage.  He’s a badass when he’s a kid, he’s a badass when he’s an adult.  This guy is so cool, he is a badass when he is a cell-shaded dork!  There is no form that he has that isn’t badass.  And anybody who can slay a dragon is going to be sexy.  It’s one of the unwritten rules of all cinematic works.  All in all, while he never spoke, speech wasn’t necessary.  He was awesome without it.

6. Leon Kennedy
Resident Evil 2 and Resident Evil 4
The boyish haircut aside, Leon is awesome.  I am SO looking forward to seeing him in the next game.  Unlike Chris Redfield, who is unbelievably buff, Leon looks like somebody who is genuinely badass without all the insane levels of training.  He just has natural talent.  After surviving Raccoon City, and the outbreak of Las Plagas, you know he’s awesome.  While he is being awesome, he is also very smooth.  Ashley Graham had the right idea – fuck his brains out!  Of course, he declined her offer.  I don’t know what, she was kind of hot too.

Garrus Vakarian5. Garrus Vakarian
Mass Effect (series)
I know what you’re thinking – this spiky monster.  How is that attractive?  Well, I’ll tell you – that voice.  That voice of his is the most sexually attractive voice I have ever heard.  I could seriously do incredibly naughty things to that voice.  Remember EDI and Traynor talking about how Traynor found EDI’s voice attractive?  Well, that is how it is with me and Garrus’ voice.  Smooth and silk and full of confidence.  It doesn’t matter what he is talking about, it’s hot.  He is one of the few characters who can make painting the wall with Reaper guts sound sexually attractive.  The Terminus Armor set he got in ME3 just made it so much better…

4. Raiden
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriot
Now, I want to make very clear that I am excluding the character from Metal Gear Solid 2.  He was a whiny little bitch.  But in this game, not only was he badass, he was THE badass.  Every other character in that game could suck his cyborg dick.  He can wield a sword with his foot, can fight even when he has no arms, but cooler than all of that, he will stab right through himself to get his enemy!  In this game, he has changed a lot from his intro in Metal Gear Solid 2.  He was experimented on by the Sons of the Patriots.  Now, he is back, and better than ever.  This dude is so cool that he bleeds white!  It’s sythetic blood, but yeah, that’s awesome.  No amount of punishment can keep him down.  Both of his fights with Vamp are nothing short of epic.  This was an awesome game, made all the moreso by Raiden.  When you do finally get to see under his armor…yeah, it’s awesome.

3. Dante
The Devil May Cry series
The game I want to focus on in-particular is Devil May Cry 3.  In this game, he was nothing short of badass.  I love the intro to the game.  A horde of demons bust into his place, stab him repeatedly, but he doesn’t even seem to care.  He only gets pissed when one of them steps in his pizza.  After that, he lays the smack-down on them!  In the first game, awesome.  Second game, awesome.  Third, awesome.  I didn’t play the fourth, so yeah.  But his badassery doesn’t stop there.  When he is fighting his brother, Virgil, his brother stabs him through the hand, and he uses it to keep him close.  He literally gets stabbed between two of his fingers, and he holds the blade there, in the middle of his hand!  Bloody and awesome!  He’ll kill whatever stands in his way, but isn’t above having some four-play during battle.  Yeah, he’s badass, and as you can see, gorgeous as hell.

Nathan Drake2. Nathan Drake
Uncharted (series)
The interesting thing with me is that I actually found myself being a lot more drawn to this character in the third installment.  When you see his back-story, and get more into his motivations, this guy is actually pretty damn compelling.  Drake is a sexy beast, and he is also a complete badass.  But underneath all of his awesome combat skills, he is a human being, driven by motivations not unlike our own.  To prove himself and give his life meaning.  Oh yeah, and he’s also a totally awesome treasure hunter.  That helps too.

Each of these guys is awesome, and gorgeous, but not one can hold a candle to this guy –

1. Ezio Auditore da Firenze
Assassin’s Creed II, Brotherhood, and Revelations
Oh dear god.  Not only is this guy gorgeous, but he knows it!  Ezio is well-aware of the fact that he is a god.  He starts out a whiny little bitch (a lot like Desmond), but he is trained in the ways of the Assassins, and by the end of the first game, is the rising star.  In Brotherhood, though, that is where you get to see him at his best.  In Assassin’s Creed II, he was a student.  Here, he is the master.  He is even made the head of the Assassin’s Order by the end of Brotherhood.  But for real, this dude is the bomb.  Not only is his fighting skill beyond compare, but so are his charming skills.  A complete man-whore, he can charm his way into almost any woman’s pants.  When people like Catarina Sforze (A REALLY big real-life historical figure) are jumping at the chance to get into bed with you, you know that you have done something right.  But for real, he’s got looks, he’s got talent, and he’s got charisma.  What more could you possibly want?

Until next time, a quote,

“Do not fear the darkness, but welcome its embrace.”  -Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood

Peace out,

Maverick