I’m a liberal. Not something I’ve kept under wraps. I wouldn’t describe myself as a “leftist,” but that term is such a catch-all moniker that who knows anymore. I can’t keep up with this shit. However, a conservative lady has made a list of ten questions that no liberal can answer. Alright, lady, you got me here. Let’s see how hardcore these questions are. Looking forward to this. Here’s a link to the original video so you can see I’m not taking anything out of context. Now let’s do it.
If you’re so pro-non-European immigration, why do you live in a white neighborhood?
I don’t. I live in a shithole neighborhood in a shithole city that is very ethnically diverse. And since when do I have the idea of non-European immigration? I don’t really give a fuck about immigration one way or the other.
What percentage of American can be white?
Any percentage. I don’t give a fuck! Why are you assuming that liberals like myself are really staunchly opinionated on this nonsense?
At what point is it okay to have a border and immigration laws?
I don’t give a fuck about any of this! Where is your idea that liberals like myself are so opposed to all of this coming from? Citation, bitch.
What percentage of the population do whites have to be before it’s morally acceptable for them to be proud of their ancestors? Their heritage?
There we go! The other shoe just dropped. So you’re a white nationalist. Well, I know I’m ripping off Doug Stanhope here, but if the only thing you have to be proud of in your life is your ethnicity and ethnic heritage, you’re a fucking loser. If you want to take pride in your culture, that’s fine. But here’s the thing – white history is not a catch-all term. Which white? English? Irish? Russian? American? Canadian? Which is it? If you want pride in your nation’s heritage, that’s one thing. But pride in the amount of melanin in your skin doesn’t mean shit to me. So, to answer your question – take pride in whatever you want, sugar-tits. I don’t actually care. But if you are going to take pride in being white, prepare for people like me to snicker at you.
When is it okay for a white guy to say, I am a proud straight white male?
Just like before – proud of what? That he is those things? If that’s all he has to be proud of, he’s a fucking loser too! By the way, this isn’t two-faced. If some dude says, “I’m a proud Vietnamese gay man!” I think the same thing. Being proud of your physical attributes only tells me that you haven’t actually done anything else to be proud of. I guess the idea is to riff on the whole gay pride thing, and I’ve already talked about how pride events are not what I think is in the best interest of the gay community. But hey, people are having fun, so whatever. At least they can be proud of being willing to walk out in the streets in assless chaps. Hey, there ya go! As soon as you can get people into ridiculous costumes and do big parades, then you can. But remember – the man must be in assless chaps.
What is so wrong when European women want to have white children who look like them?
I’m learning so much about this woman. She goes SO Aryan in this question. But to answer her question – not a thing. Have whatever children you want. Actually, scratch that. We have seven billion people on this planet. Don’t have children. Given how you think, that’s probably not doing a disservice to anybody.
How many non-European need to be in a country before people say “that’s enough?”
Don’t give a fuck how many people there are of any ethnicity! So long as they aren’t hurting anyone, to each their own.
Why do you ignore the environmental consequences of mass migration?
Lady, you’re looking at the forest without seeing the fucking trees. You wanna do something about environmental consequences? Fantastic, don’t have the blonde, blue-eyed baby the your Aryan ass talked about earlier. That goes for EVERYBODY! Stop procreating! We don’t need more people! Adopt instead. Actually give a child a happy home. There’s a thought. And what is this mass migration coming into this country? So far as I’ve seen, immigration from Mexico has noticeably dropped in recent years. You even say that people like me are saying that I only tell white people not to have babies. Wrong, bitch! I tell EVERYBODY that. Ask any of my people. I tell them all to not make more people. We don’t need that.
Did you know there are people getting rich off the important fake refugees business?
Do you know that virtually all major corporations who actually do things in this country and haven’t exported jobs overseas are engaging in it. There are plethora of stories all about how companies will smuggle in workers that they can pay virtually nothing in order to keep their profits up. So, you wanna be mad about this? Well then, tell me how mad you are at companies who do this shit right under the government’s nose! Free market, cunt-face!
Why are refugees not going to the countries closest to them?
They want to go to nice places? If you have the chance to leave a war-torn shit-hole and go to another war-torn shit-hole, or the chance to go to a nicer place, which would you do? And why is that happening at your expense? Your tax dollars aren’t going to those countries. Dumb bitch.
Do you even know how many are actually fleeing from catastrophic conditions and not just their own poverty?
Nope, and I don’t fucking care! You keep going on about this one point. I was hoping you’d spice this list up a little and not just harp on the same line over and fucking over again ad infinitum. You make this insane argument that people who come from other countries can’t get a better future because they don’t have white people. Um, no, dumb-dumb! It’s because they can’t get the kind of education they can get here. There aren’t a lot of big universities that churn out some of the best doctors, lawyers, and STEM field workers in the world there. This bitch is so racist.
Why don’t you go help them in their country?
I’ve donated to Doctors Without Borders, the International Women’s Health Coalition, and to the charity that was helping to build wells in Africa to help people get clean water. What have you done, by the way? All ears.
Why aren’t you taking any refugees into your home?
She prefaces this by saying it’s only celebrities that she’s talking to, so I guess I won’t answer this one.
Who made you the morality police?
President Trump. Just talked to him the other day. He said “ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli” and gave me the license. Something off about that dude.
And that’s the last question before she ends with a racist tirade talking all about how being white is so great and you shouldn’t feel ashamed for being proud of that. Wow.
Until next time, a quote,
“I had to remind myself to breathe.” – Lewis Black