Some of you may have noticed I don’t go after the SJW community all that much anymore. There’s a reason for that. For starters, I don’t have anything new to say. It’s all kind of the same, at this point. Doesn’t matter, anyway. Nobody listens. Anybody who disagrees with the social justice community is just ruled out as “alt-right” or some other buzzword that hasn’t been used to the point that it means nothing anymore. But there is another side to it. It’s because I don’t have a very high opinion of the anti-SJW community anymore. They are just as bad as the social justice feminists that they deride.
It’s funny, but I remember when all of these groups came together during #GamerGate, and then subsequently went apart after it became clear that there was nothing to be gained from further cooperation. I said this would happen during a live-stream I used to be a part of, back in the day. My compatriots didn’t believe me then. Wonder what they think now.
You all may be wondering – what does this have to do with the title of this post? I’ll tell you. See, a fair amount of comic book fans are all up in arms. Why? Because the new design for Black Cat in Sony’s exclusive Marvel’s Spider-Man doesn’t have her boobs on display! That’s right, her cleavage isn’t hanging out of the outfit, so naturally they are all conspiracy theorizing that it is a big SJW conspiracy. Saying that the character was written by the chick who said the tea-bag mod in GTA Online was “virtual rape.” It is so frustrating to see this shit everywhere.
For starters, where are they getting that this character isn’t the same as she has always been? I mean, did you play the game? She is flirty as fuck with Parker. Every audio-log you get on her quest in the main game has her talking in that sultry way where you know she is trying to goad Spider on. It also hints of their past and how it was pretty complicated.
Next, have you seen her outfit? Yeah, the outfit that is skin-tight, black, hugging every curve, that is not meant to be sultry at all. Nope! Not a little! Morons. Yeah, her boobs aren’t hanging out. So that means…SJW? I swear, these people can’t keep their bullshit straight.
Finally, did nobody pay attention to how this game is structured? It’s definitely friendly for younger people. Hell, the first outfit you have is pretty beat-for-beat similar to the one from The Animated Series. Wanna know something interesting about that, for those who didn’t grow up in the 90’s? In it, Black Cat didn’t have her boobs hanging out! This game definitely breathes a vibe that it is modeled after the old animated series. It wants to be played by kids. Sure, the rating is T for teens, but how much foul language do you see in that game? Not much. It’s pretty marketable to the crowd it was intended. You know what that means? It means that you won’t have a character in it who has her tits hanging out! Because that isn’t marketable to kids! Did nobody pay attention?
In The Animated Series, Black Cat and Spider’s flirtatious relationship is all in subtext. There’s a reason for that. Because the series was made for kids, but there are teenagers in the audience who think that she is hot with that skin-tight black outfit. It’s the same here! I’m sorry that all the comic book nerds don’t get to cum in their pants over her. I’m sure it must be so hard for you.
Grow the fuck up.
Until next time, a quote,
“Oh, poor Spider. I know I disappointed you when I couldn’t go straight, but why mess with perfection?” – Black Cat, Marvel’s Spider-Man