What do you do if you are an aging “comedian” whose relevancy has long since passed and you weren’t all that funny to begin with? Easy – stir up controversy. She’s not the first to do it, won’t be the last. In this case, it was by making a video where she holds up a fake decapitated bloody head of Trump. Riffing on Manson, I see. Just like Amy Schumer, a woman steals material from a man and nobody calls them out for it. I just love when it’s female comedians. When Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook did it, their careers were effectively destroyed. When these two women do it it’s radio silence. Hell, hasn’t been a word about how unoriginal that creepy harpy is for her publicity stunt.
After that blew up in her face, what do you think the logical thing to do would be? Maybe just sit back and wait it out? Hope that if people don’t pay attention long enough that they’ll forget? Not a bad idea. The Internet has a short attention span. President Trump is a continuous supply of golden material to make fun of. The guy is fucking bananas, after all. But nope! She couldn’t even have the common sense to do that. Instead, she went out and hired herself a lawyer and organized a big public event where she says that her career has been ruined and she attacks Trump for ruining her life. Not only that, but she recently came out and said that it’s because of sexism that she is in the doghouse right now. Really? It’s because of sexism that people don’t like you anymore? Not this stupid stunt that you did for the express purpose of ruffling people’s feathers? You knew EXACTLY what you were doing! Hell, you said as much in the apology video that you did. You said that the goal here was to rile people up and do something tasteless, but it backfired and you were sorry. Could have just left it there. But no, now you hired a lawyer and are crying that you are the victim here.
What is it with people who do stupid shit and then have to cry tears about what victims they are of the results? We’ve seen it time and time again. From the unending salt mine that is the entire modern video catalog of Steve Shives, to the crying foul from Milo Stewart after she went out of her way to say inflammatory things. People on the far left have a bad habit of doing really stupid shit and then crying the blues about how they are the victims of not their bad behavior, but instead everyone else. See how well that’s working for Hillary Clinton. She recently said that the reason she lost is because of the DNC. Oh really?! The people who rigged the primary for you are the ones responsible for why you lost? The ego on that cunt-rag never ceases to amaze. It’s everyone’s fault but her own. A trait that Kathy Griffin seems to share.
But the truth is, Kathy, you brought this on yourself. And this is coming from someone who doesn’t think what you did is that bad. I actually think that you are being unfairly vilified by the media. And the conservative reaction has been the definition of retarded. I mean, as bad as ISIS? Come the fuck on. Yeah, because that head she held up was real, right? The one that ISIS held up is. Oh, wait, Trump’s retarded kid Baron thought it was. Never mind, because no he didn’t. That story is bullshit. If that kid believes this his father, who is the President of the United States with a constant detail of Secret Service around him at all times that would notice of a hair on that rat’s nest he was out of order, wouldn’t notice that he had died then he is dumb with a capital D. I think what you did was tasteless and stupid, but you have to go a lot further to get my dander up than some dumb stunt. I got more annoyed at them announcing that the retarded-ass Resident Evil movies are getting a reboot than I did about you holding up that clearly fake head.
Here’s what needs to happen – you need to walk away from this. Like, now. You never should have called that lawyer. Part of me can’t help but think that you are pulling a Brianna Wu and trying to take the victim narrative just so you can extend your 15 minutes of fame and get the SJW points that you feel you so rightly deserve. Because if you can’t earn the respect of an audience, why not simply lie and play up the tragedy for cheap points? A good tactic, if you are utterly drawn at the talent bank. All of you want to be the next Anita Sarkeesian. But you can’t be, because she is a very talented con artist. You are just losers milking the fame for whatever it’s worth.
Just like with Steve Shives, this needs to stop. You say your career is over? If you keep this up, then it will be. Thoroughly and completely. Nobody will want to have you on their shows and nobody will want to have you involved in anything because they don’t want to be roped into your latest bullshit controversy that you’ll start spinning. Maybe you’ll write a book about this someday. Some nice revisionist history that you’ll use to cash in. See how well that is working for Zoe Quinn and her book. Well, she got Wil “Shut up Wesley” Wheaton to endorse it. I bet that’s working wonders. Be a fucking adult here, Kathy. Just step back, be quiet for a while and the Internet will get bored. The conservative “she’s a domestic terrorist” retards will move on to the next thing. The longer that this narrative goes on, the worse you look. Just let it go.
Until next time, a quote,
“Half of art is knowing when to stop.” – Arthur William Redford