Hey everybody. It seems that BuzzFeed’s retarded questions have led people to making videos in the same vein to get their own political agenda across. Now we have a conservative named Hunter Avalone who has gotten together with his friends to make a video much in the vein of BuzzFeed and Jeff Foxworthy listing a series of qualities that may indicate that you are a liberal. Here’s a link to the video, now let’s see if I fall into these categories.
If you’re upset there was no trigger warning at the beginning of this video
If you think burning the gay flag is a hate crime but burning the American flag is just fine
I think both are just fine. They are pieces of cloth. If people want to treat them like they are some kind of holy relic, that is their own dumbass decision to make.
You might be a liberal if your solution to everything is getting naked
Are you saying that getting naked can’t solve all problems?
You might be a liberal if a Muslim bakery baking a gay wedding cake doesn’t bother you at all, but the moment a Christian bakery does the same thing, you have a brain aneurysm
If both are privately owned businesses, I believe they have the right to refuse service to whoever they want. As for me, I don’t care whose money it is, I’ll take it. As do most businesses in this country. If somebody wants to be a bigoted asshole, that’s on them.
You might be a liberal if you mistake a construction marker for a swastika
The video shows a news article. It may also be that they are part of a reactionary media whose entire business runs on clicks so you make click-bait-y things that lack nuance. Just saying, that may also be a possibility.
You might be a liberal if you think there are more than two genders.
No, you might be an SJW. I am a liberal and I disagree with that belief.
If you think CNN is a credible news source
Just as credible as Fox News
If you think all white people are racist, but we’re also all muslim
Yeah, Michael Moore holding up that sign does look pretty silly. I happen to disagree with both of those assessments, but I am still a liberal. You all’s examples need work.
If you aren’t racist but you think black people are too stupid to get a voter ID
So you want to have voter ID laws unilaterally applied? As in equally across all demographics? Because given some history in this country with how voter ID laws have been abused, I’m just wondering if you also support profiling. I mean, you did use black people as your example.
If fact is your least favorite F word
I am dying to know when Fox News has had fact as their F word. Mine is “fuck.” As in – fuck conservative ideas that the facts always are on their side.
If you think men should stop telling women what to do with their bodies, but you think women should be able to tell men what to do with their bodies
I don’t think anyone should tell anyone what to do with their bodies, so long as they aren’t hurting anyone.
You might be a liberal if you think women should be allowed to walk around topless and free the nipple!
I like boobs, so yeah, let’s do it! They just lose the right for me not to gawk if they are out in public with their tits hanging out.
But you also think the hijab is empowerment and not oppressive at all
I do think it’s oppressive. The religion of Islam is misogynistic as fuck, and I am baffled at how the SJWs can defend it.
If you label everyone you don’t like as a fascist without even knowing what a fascist really is
Yeah, the calling of people Nazis just because they don’t agree with you is pretty stupid. You all got on Glenn Beck when he did that indiscriminately too, right?
If “Faggot!” triggered you
Given what a little bitch you look like, you calling anyone a faggot is very strange.
If you think all white men are white supremacists and Nazis
Already talked about this.
If you think black people can’t be racist
They most assuredly can. As can any other ethnic group.
If you go to give a speech on global warming riding in your private jet
Yeah, that does seem a touch bit hypocritical.
If someone criticizing violence done in the name of Islam offends you more than the violence itself
I am a liberal and I agree that people’s attitudes with this whole “islamophobia” stuff is beyond retarded.
If you need a safe space
If climate change is directly linked to the growth of terrorism
It kinda is. As the world heats up and more and more ethnic groups are being forced together, terrorism is going to increase.
If you think women are paid less than men for the exact same work
I don’t think that way. When you correct for variables other than the average earnings of men and women, the wage gap all but vanishes. What is left might very well be actual discrimination, and I do believe it should be stopped, but it isn’t this .77 cents on the dollar myth.
If you were offended by this video
I wasn’t. It was stupid.
So, what do you think? Am I a liberal? Oh, wait, I said I am. Well, shit. You got me, Hunter.
Until next time, a quote,
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump