I’ve seen this idea making its way around the YouTube community, and since I am as original as a Subway Reuben sandwich (a concept that sounds disgusting beyond words), I thought that I would get in on the fun and do my own list of five things that I hate. Rather than do some easy over-the-plate answers like SJWs and modern feminism, I thought I would talk about things that actually apply to my daily life. Things that I have to deal with that just get under my skin and piss me the fuck off. Here is my list of five things that I REALLY hate.
5. People who tell me to be more positive
I get this one all the fucking time at work. I work a customer service job for a state industry that involves children and money. You can probably extrapolate what it is from what I’ve said. It is the most thankless job in the world, and I have to deal with some of the biggest scum-fucks ever. But I am professional with everyone who calls. I keep the same level tone with everyone. Sure, there has been a slip-up or two, but I have always been at my very best. However, once I hang up the phone from call with worthless parent #24 for that day, I sometimes need to vent. Sometimes I have to call the lazy cunt who is bitching about having to pay because she is a worthless parent.
This has gotten people to be like, “you need to be more positive!” I hear this shit all the time, and it never fails to illicit at least a little of my annoyance. Let me have my moment of negativity. I have to put on a happy face for every fucking asshole who calls in to scream at me about how me and my organization are thieves. I deserve to have a moment to acknowledge how unpleasant it all is. If there wasn’t this entire division singing about how it is so valuable and we are such wonderful people, maybe we could have an honest conversation about how miserable the job is. Maybe then, real change could be made to make things less shitty. Like getting a pinball machine for the break room or something. You know, little ideas like that to make the day suck less. Oh, but we can’t have that. Instead, we have to find bullshit ways to pretend that it is just the happiest place in the world. These people are insulting my fucking intelligence every time I have the super-cheerful boss come in and say how great every day is.
Fact is, I don’t get why everyone is so insane about trying to be positive all the time. Life isn’t that great. If a person needs to let some dark thoughts out into the zeitgeist to get through their day, why does everyone act like they took a piss in their coffee? Does the attitude of someone that you don’t actually like all that much really bother you? If you are so needing all life around you to be sunshine and roses then you have much deeper insecurities that you should probably address. As for me, I live with depression caused by brain damage. I’ll do what I do.
4. The endless sequels, remakes, and reboots
This goes for both video games and movies. I am really hating the way things are nowadays. Seems like every thing that is made is either a sequel, a remake, or a reboot. The sequels are the worst. Marvel has become a sequel machine. Sure, there are the diamonds in the rough, like Civil War, Winter Soldier, and what I am hoping will be Spider-Man: Homecoming. But for all the truly fantastic stuff, you have to slog through a bunch of complete shit. I don’t have the energy for it. I have never and will never watch any of the Thor movies. Nor did I watch Ant-Man, or the original Captain America movie. I didn’t want to. This gets even worse for video games. Seems like every major AAA game is a sequel. This just bores me to no end.
Then we get the remakes. Part of me is glad that we are seeing some truly toxic remakes coming out. This year we got to see a Ghostbusters remake crash and burn on impact, which is for the best. Hollywood is clearly out of ideas. We can make fun of some of the bonkers and outright stupid shit that came from the 90’s, but you gotta give it this much – it was at least original. I miss the days when studios would take huge risks with movies all so that people could let their creativity flow.
Finally, there are reboots. These are no better. The worst offender in recent memory is The Force Awakens. I swear, there was a movie in there, but I couldn’t see it over this sheen of another film that came out 40 years ago that was so much better. It’s like this movie was trying so desperately to riff on it. You get the defenders coming out like, “it’s introducing a new generation to Star Wars!” To those fucks, I say – you do own a DVD player, right? You have Netflix? Then what the fuck do you need this movie for?! Watch the originals then, you stupid fucks! This movie was boring. It was dull. I knew where the plot would go from beginning to end. Not one thing surprised me or even got my attention. The humor was cringe-worthy at best. The “empowering female stormtrooper” has no face and barely any lines. Harrison Ford looked medicated the whole time. Daisy Ridley can’t act for shit. Nothing about that movie was nearly as good as people said it would be. I won’t be seeing the sequel in theaters. Hell, I doubt I will see Rogue One in theaters either. Spoilers be damned.
Every time I see a sequel, remake, or reboot coming out, I think of all the wasted potential that could have gone to a legitimately good film. The wondering about what could have been, all the while realizing that I am just watching the same shit come out, over and over again. Maybe the reason that DC films are being panned so much is that they are coming out and riffing on Marvel, and it just looks tacky at this point.
3. When people ask why I’m not dating
Yeah, this one was coming. Every fucking year at the holidays, I have at least one person ask, “why aren’t you dating anyone?” Oh, fuck off! Yeah, like finding a relationship is just something I can go down to the corner store and do. Meeting people is time-consuming, and I don’t even have time for friendships with this job. Or rather, friends don’t have time for me because they have all their own adult shit. I’m sad and lonely, so I got nothing but time when I’m not at work. I don’t do the bar scene or the party scene, so where exactly am I supposed to meet people? Everyone acts like all I do is just sit around and jerk it. I keep trying to meet people, wherever I can. But with this job and my limited finances associated with my shit pay, there’s only so much that I can do.
For so many years, I have had people who don’t know shit about me telling me about how I am doing this thing wrong or that thing wrong and judging me for not being married and talking about having a baby by now. The reality is that the longer you are single, the more likely it is that you will stay single. Statistically, I am totally fucked. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. Hope is a curse, after all.
2. When a person is about to say something critical of me, then stops, refusing to continue when I ask them to elaborate
Any of you have this problem? Someone who you trust to be honest with you has their dander up and is all annoyed and just when they are about to tell you what bug has crawled up their ass, they suddenly stop. When you ask them to elaborate, they just shrug it off like, “nope!” So there you are, knowing that they are upset with you about something, and now they are just going to peace out. Which means that now I have to wonder about it all day. And you just KNOW that they aren’t going to forget about whatever it is that was pissing them off. It becomes a cycle of the person being all pissy and passive-aggressive with you until they finally explode about it.
Why can’t people just be honest about how they feel and work things out with people? We live in a generation of people who have to have safe spaces and don’t want to be honest because they fear confrontation. Where I come from, if you are mad at someone, you have it out. Then it’s done. No dwelling, no passive-aggressive. It’s just done. Over the years, I have had so many people who have this problem. Refusing to talk to me about what was bugging them has ruined at least one relationship, and a couple of friendships. Anytime that someone is actively avoiding talking to me about something, that’s a red flag that it isn’t some stupid thing but something actively important that shouldn’t be ignored.
The worst thing is that I am all about resolving conflicts. Having watched so many relationships fall apart due to not talking about things that needed to be talked about, anytime that I sense something is wrong, I press the issue. Granted, if a person tells me that they don’t want to talk at that point, but they will get with me about it later, that’s fine. However, if they then do not do so and start with the passive-aggressive bullshit, I will call them out on it.
For the last few years, winter in my state has been pretty awesome. It barely existed. That has been pretty fucking sweet. All this climate change stuff has been a real boon to me. Sure, pretty much is bitching and complaining about there not being enough snow, but fuck that noise! I think it was awesome. However, it seems that the good times are over and now things are back to a much more typical winter. Oh boy. Isn’t that just swell. Which means now I have to deal with the white shit.
Sure, it is pretty to watch fall, but here’s the thing – I have a commute to work in the morning! You know what that means? That means that I have to deal with this shit every day. And because I am an actually safe driver, I have to take more time out and get to work early. I also carpool with my lady friend, so that adds even more time. I’m not complaining about that part. I only get so much time with her before she leaves, so I gotta take what I can get. But it sucks that everything in my life gets immediately more difficult because I gotta deal with all this white shit everywhere. And since everyone gets really fucking stupid when it snows, the chances of me getting killed by some dumbass goes up exponentially.
In the end, snow is just more of a challenge than it is something to like. If you are one of those people who thinks that snow is awesome and whatever, I have no words for you. You’re a weird fuck.
What are some of the things that you hate? Let me know in the Comments.
Until next time, a quote,
“I’m getting real sick of your shit, winter.” – meme