I have a theory. See, we all know that humanity is really stupid and almost beyond redemption. But I have a theory that the stupidity is centralized. There are two major places in America. The first is Texas. The closer you get to Texas, the dumber humanity gets. Of course, that kind of stupidity is very specific. That’s conservative Fundie stupidity. The second place is San Fransisco. The closer you get to that city, the more PC liberal stupidity you are surrounded with. I love that bit on South Park where you have San Fransisco being enveloped in “smug.” Well-put, good sirs. Well-put indeed. So, what does all this have to do with the topic at hand? Well, let’s just say that I genuinely believe that this person must be right at the center of San Fransisco, and this idiot has a bad case of the “smug.” They are so stupid.
I’ve had to put with a lot of PC, SJW bullshit over the years. There was the woman who said that she needed feminism because of “stare rape.” There was Rebecca Watson in the elevator, and the apologists who came to her defense. Now we have a new contender to the throne – birth rape.
That’s right, it seems we’ve got another none-issue to add to the throne of things that aren’t really rape, but people are actually going to believe are. Birth rape (linked here), is described as such –
A woman who is raped while giving birth does not experience the assault in a way that fits neatly within the typical definitions we hold true in civilised society. A penis is usually nowhere to be found in the story and the perpetrator may not even possess one. But fingers, hands, suction cups, forceps, needles and scissors… these are the tools of birth rape and they are wielded with as much force and as little consent as if a stranger grabbed a passer-by off the street and tied her up before having his way with her. Women are slapped, told to shut up, stop making noise and a nuisance of themselves, that they deserve this, that they shouldn’t have opened their legs nine months ago if they didn’t want to open them now. They are threatened, intimidated and bullied into submitting to procedures they do not need and interventions they do not want. Some are physically restrained from moving, their legs held open or their stomachs pushed on.
So, where do I begin? What the fuck do I begin? This is so insane, so utterly nuts that it’s hard to actually know where to start. I guess we’ll start at the beginning. This persons admits that there is no sexual penetration of any kind. I’d end this conversation there, but let’s delve deeper into this madness, because if you look at the comments section (which I’m sure is heavily moderated, since I didn’t see a disagreeing opinion one calling out this bullshit for what it is), people actually buy this! WT fuck?!
Yes, I’m sure that the doctors in delivery rooms are just going against the woman’s will. No woman has ever wanted to deliver a baby in the hospital. That’s why women instinctively know to go there, so medical professionals can make the delivery as easy and safe as possible. Nope, they are being dragged in, like some whore off the street! They’re tied to those beds and brutally violated by those doctors! Animals! And what doctor is slapping women and telling them to shut up? Did you deliver a baby in Rwanda? Yes, because them telling women to “push!” is basically like, “shut your stupid mouth, bitch!” I totally see the connection.
Next, “submitting to procedures they do not need and interventions they do not want.” I had a friend who just had a kid. She wasn’t the healthiest sort, and there was a complication. They had to go in surgically and remove the infant, or else both she and the child would have died! Don’t you sit there, you fucking moron, and tell people that they don’t need this. Yeah, let’s just go back to delivering babies in the caves! Because that’s totally better, right? It’s not like women back in the day didn’t die of complications from childbirth all the time, right? No, that’s not a thing. Let’s just ignore history. That’s written by men! And as we all know, men are just horrible misogynists in America.
Here’s the truth, you ignorant fucker – modern medicine has made childbirth safer and better than it’s ever been. You seem to idolize some kind of golden age of birth, getting suckered to the SJW canard of a “rape culture” that doesn’t exist. Women who go to hospitals to have babies are not being dragged there against there will. Well, okay, I’m sure that in a country this big, somebody might be. But the VAST majority of people go because they want to have their baby in a place where, if something happens, there will be trained professionals who can care for both them and their infant. Your denial of this is both insulting and REALLY fucking stupid!
I swear to God, the amount of things they are able to say are “rape” these days is taking all the seriousness of actual rape away. I swear, we’re getting to a point where I can see a news story saying, “Infant sexually violated his own mother! Chicago-area woman Linda McStupidAss said in an interview, ‘he tried to suckle my bare breast! It was mortifying!'” Yes, I stole that line from The Amazing Atheist. It worked in his video and it works here. This is getting nuts. SJWs have got women so convinced that everything that isn’t conservatively sexual (with the guy asking for permission every step of the way, because that’s how normal intimacy works, right?) behavior is rape. These people are so terrified of sex that they are taking a real crime that has real repercussions and stripping it of all seriousness. The more people who take this madness seriously, the more I can’t help but wish for an asteroid to end humanity, so Earth can try again.
Until next time, a quote,
“There’s nothing worse than a sincere idiot.” -TJ Kirk