A list of questions that is making the rounds. Thought that you, my audience, might like to know a bit about your enigmatic blogger.
0:Height
6′ 10-1/2″
1:Virgin?
Nope
2:Shoe size
17
3:Do you smoke?
Pan
4:Do you drink?
Not really. Used to when I was living with my ex, but not since then
5:Do you take drugs?
Pan
6:Age you get mistaken for
18
7:Have tattoos?
Can’t decide what I want yet, so no
8:Want any tattoos?
God yes
9:Got any piercings?
No
10:Want any piercings?
No
11:Best friend?
Not currently. I’ve had three, and now all three of them are estranged.
12:Relationship status
Single and loathing it
13:Biggest turn ons
There’s no easy way to answer that. It can vary from person to person. Me and me are complicated.
14:Biggest turn offs
Stupidity.
15:Favorite movie
That’s a very broad category.
Part One
Part Two
16:I’ll love you if
You can talk with me about good stories for hours on end
17:Someone you miss
The first girl I loved. She moved away and now we see almost nothing of one-another. A pity that things couldn’t have been different. I am convinced that we could have worked. Never got a chance.
18:Most traumatic experience
Head injury when I was 14. I was dead for almost a minute and in a coma for a month. Everything that followed that sucked.
19:A fact about your personality
I am very depressing, but am good-humored enough to hide it among friends.
20:What I hate most about myself
That I seem to be completely unappealing to people, both romantically and sexually. All my relationships have been blind luck.
21:What I love most about myself
I am the first person that my friends come to when they have problems. They know that they can trust me.
22:What I want to be when I get older
I am older, and I still don’t have a fucking clue.
23:My relationship with my sibling(s)
Non-existent
24:My relationship with my parent(s)
Pretty decent. It’s had its ups and downs, but we’re at a good place now.
25:My idea of a perfect date
Going to a burger joint, where the person I am with doesn’t feel the need to get all uptight. I’d rather it just be us, as people, getting to know one-another, without the pressure.
26:My biggest pet peeves
Stupidity
27:A description of the girl/boy I like
Long brown hair, creamy skin, a gentle smile.
28:A description of the person I dislike the most
Short, spiky, bleach-blonde hair
29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend
I really didn’t want to see anyone that night. I wasn’t proud of it, but I was in a very bad mood.
30:What I hate the most about work/school
I have no idea where I’m going, once it’s done. Staring down the barrel of life, without a compass.
31:What your last text message says
That’s kind of personal, don’t you think? (for real, that’s what it said)
32:What words upset me the most
When people say, “I’m doing good.” It’s “well,” dammit!
33:What words make me feel the best about myself
“Wanna hang out?”
34:What I find attractive in women
That’s kind of tricky. As I said above, it varies from person to person. I will say that I like a woman who isn’t dolled up all the time. And I do not find heels attractive at all. For real, ladies, if it hurts your foot to wear, don’t wear it!
35:What I find attractive in men
Another tricky question. I will say that, with guys, I am VERY much not into effeminate dudes. The men I have been into were very much their own people, making no apology for it.
36:Where I would like to live
On an ocean, somewhere temperate
37:One of my insecurities
This nagging suspicion that I’ll be alone forever.
38:My childhood career choice
That’s gone all over the place. For a time, I wanted to be a paleontologist. Then I wanted to be an astronaut. Then I wanted to be a lawyer.
39:My favorite ice cream flavor
Dulce de Leche
40:Who wish I could be
Someone with a LOT of money. Not fame. Money
41:Where I want to be right now
That’s kind of private. Yeah, it’s like you think.
42:The last thing I ate
Ice cream and cake, at a birthday party
43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
A girl that I’m into. I won’t say more than that.
44:A random fact about anything
You can increase your speed by moving faster, and decrease it by going slower. Word
45. Selfie
Not a fucking chance.
Until next time, a quote,
“The more you learn, the less you know.” -Omar Little, The Wire
Peace out,
Maverick
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