Oh man, I have just seen probably the funniest video toward an atheist in a long time. While this is dedicated to someone else, and I did send her a link, in case she needed a laugh, I thought that I would share this little gem on this sight as well. See, I did a post a while back about PZ Meyers and his really stupid response to Jaclyn Glenn’s video about Atheism + and how big into drama they are. There was a new comment on that video that just tickled me pink. Here’s the comment –
Your precious atheist whore queen will be shut down. This nations passionate Christian youth will be rallying in the coming weeks and months, to bring awareness to the the threat that is…Jaclyn Glenn.
So, first off, what a bunch of assholes you are. Yes, because she’s an atheist, she’s a ‘whore queen.’ Because all of us atheists are just running out there to have sex with everybody we meet, right? That’s how it works. And of course, we’re all really gay, because we don’t believe in Gawd and think that we should fuck everybody. Though I bet you two would like the image of Jaclyn like that. After all, it’s only gay men that conservatards don’t like. Lesbians are just tops, for them.
Next, you really think that this is how your precious savior would want somebody treated? You think that Jesus would be like –
Yeah, guys! You tell that cunt who’s boss!
Is that what you think? If so, then you’re stupid. I can find passage and verse that talks about Jesus telling people to love their enemies and turn the other cheek. But whatever. Christian dumbassery is nothing new. In fact, they decided to also post a link to a video in their comment. I clicked the link, watched the video, and it’s fucking hilarious. For real, this is just classic. Now, for everyone who cares, and for your viewing pleasure, here is the video –
Did you all enjoy that? For starters, overly serious much? Jeez, Jaclyn, I didn’t know that you had such sway over the youth? They have this little subtitle saying that you converted to atheism after you smoked pot for the first time. Is that true? I’m just dying to know. It’s also ironic that they say that you dismiss religion using science and facts. Did they not catch how that sounds like they are admitting that what they believe is bullshit? Just curious.
Then, “tits and teeth?” Wow, dude! What the fuck?! You are such a dick! I already knew that these two assholes were dicks, but they are also totally sexist. That’s just sad, bros. Following that, they talk about how us atheists are training kids to become an army that will hunt down Christians. Who the fuck believes that? I’m serious, who among the people who read this post believes that us atheists are getting ready for Christian genocide? It reminds me of this great quote by Doug Stanhope –
90% of every war that’s ever been fought is because of some made-up, mind-control, completely-fictional religion. You never hear in the news, ‘200 killed today when atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the agnostic stronghold in the north.’
When does that happen? I mean, I could point to the religion-motivated genocide that’s happening now in the Middle East on account of ISIS. Throughout history, Christianity has unbelievably large amounts of blood on its hands. According to your holy book, God is probably the best serial killer in history, since he can get people to worship him after he commits genocides. So how is it that Jaclyn, myself and other atheists are the ones to fear? Do you all just not read history, or do you simply not care?
They then talk about something called “Project C.R.I.M.S.O.N.” I had to look this one up. All I could find what a conservation movement. According to them, it is the “Third Reich, part 2.” I can see the movie tagline now –
The Third Reich, Part 2! This time, it’s biblical!
Apparently, this movement uses everything from video games to Andy Serkis in the Planet of the Apes reboots to get them ready. However, the biggest weapon that we atheists are selling to the youth – sex! These guys show that not only are they sexist, they are REALLY sexist. In fact, I don’t mean to sound like an SJW, but these guys REALLY sound like misogynists. They say that they Photoshopped Jaclyn onto a picture of a woman who made a casserole, after finishing all her other chores, with the implication that that is what they view as the proper role of a woman. Yeah, dudes, it isn’t the 1940’s anymore. I don’t know if anyone told you. And if that wasn’t enough, the hashtag that they decide to run with when they challenge her to a debate is #brainsvsboobs. What the fuck is wrong with you two?! Seriously, that’s just fucking sick! Like her only value is in her physical beauty. What fucking century do you two dickmules think it is? Sorry, went a bit ranty.
Not keeping the analysis going, because these guys just get more sexist in their attack on Jaclyn. It starts out funny, but then it turns really dickish and into a platform for these guys to throw their sexism out into the public eye for all to see. How people engage that in a serious way is beyond me. They even try to show how Jaclyn is separate from what their definition of ‘whore’ is. These two make me sick, but it is funny that they think that their boycott of Jaclyn means anything.
Christardedness at its best, people.
Until next time, a quote,
“They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman! Simple as it gets! They’re anti-woman. They don’t like ’em.” -George Carlin