It’s very recently that I’ve been introduced to a YouTuber by the named of G-Man. He is a very strong Christian who is very firm in his beliefs. You should hear him argue against evolution. I swear, it’s like the guy is being intentionally thick when he refuses to listen to the word “species” and instead must have them called “kinds.” Ben, on the Drunken Peasants podcast (which I do recommend you look up) believes that he is a troll, and I am inclined to agree. He is just trolling on other Christians for the lulz. But that’s neither here nor there. What is here is G-Man’s musical opus – Atheists OWNED Rap!!!!!!. I’ll attach the link and then we’ll talk about it.
Thank you, G-Man, for disproving a negative stereotype – that if you are black, you can rap. Good on you. That was one of the worst raps I have ever heard. For one thing – that rhyme is terrible! John Cena is better than you! Later-in-his career Eminem is better than you! And could you really not find a sample of someone scratching a record on some sound bank? Was there really no sound you could have put in there, other than your attempt at a record sound? This is your best foot forward, and its terrible. I can’t be as bad as G-Man is, and I am a pasty-ass white guy from Alaska! What the fuck is your excuse?!
This rap is one of the worst that I have ever heard. For real, it’s terrible. He calls out people like Stephen Hawking, arguably the most intelligent man living today, and thinks that he has said something smart. Stephen Hawking will do more in five minutes than you will EVER accomplish in your entire life, G-Man! Hell, ANY of the people who you insulted will do more than you will. I am assuming you don’t care, but it just seems kind of insulting that you decide to call out all these intelligent people as Satan’s little helpers, when they are advancing human knowledge, while you are clinging to the stupidity of a Bronze Age book.
Oh, and he also made a rap after this one that was even worse, because apparently he didn’t realize to tone down the audio of the YouTubers that he was trying to insult. What an idiot.
Until next time, a quote,
“It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.” -Mark Twain