In the world of conservative fucktardation, the are few examples quite like the Super Bowl ad that has generated a huge load of backlash from the dumbest population in this country – conservatives. For real, the stupidity behind this that has been demonstrated is almost impressive. I am genuinely amazed that these people are this dumb. It’s almost profound. See, there was an ad by Coca-Cola that had them playing “America the Beautiful” in several different languages. Naturally, because the conservative butthurt meters are always on, they got very upset by this and took to Twitter to complain.
American the beautiful in a different language is just unacceptable.
America the beautiful should not be allowed to be sang in a different language. Dumb Commercial. #english #merica
I just love how the second guy is acknowledging how dumb he is by using a hashtag that misspells the name of his country. Brilliant.
Singing America the beautiful in a different language is the most unamerican thing I have ever heard in my entire life. #boycottcoke
Gotta love that racism. I mean, if we’re going to be fair, then retarded-ass Americans haven’t spoken “English” since, well, ever. We speak American. Trust me, people with good English hate listening to us speak as much as I hate listening to you speak.
This is an outrage. America the Beautiful in foreign languages #SuperBowlAds #BoycottCoke
Would it have been better if a Muslim was singing it in perfect English? Just putting that out there.
Never buying coke again…America the Beautiful in a language other than English is just wrong. #boycottcoke #SuperBowl #commercial
I’m sure they’ll miss your business. What if a couple of gay guys were singing it in perfect English? Would you care about that?
Couldn’t make out that song they were singing. I only speak English.
No, dumbass, you speak American. Trust me, you wouldn’t understand real English with twenty more brain cells and Cliff Notes.
But the real icing on the cake came from the people who, well, I’ll let their stupidity speak for itself.
don’t you love how Coke has turned our National Anthem into EVERYONE else’s? #Boycott Coke
#boycott coke thanks for desecrating our national anthem
I guess none of these “patriotic” Americans has ever heard of the Star Spangled Banner. It’s okay, they only get five or six thoughts per day. We can’t shame them when they’re dumb on the Internet. Oh, wait, we can!
We fucking can! This kind of shit pisses me off because it is showing the world that we don’t like other cultures (unless they speak English and aren’t Muslim, or gay) and are willing to stand on a bully pulpit and insult the people who tried to show that we are a nation that is accepting. But I guess acceptance is too hard for conservatives. I’m sure I’ll get a lot of bigoted responses like “they want to live in America, learn the language!” or pieces of stupidity like that. But not, this is just you saying – fuck other people and their languages. We’re xenophobes and we’re damn proud of it!
I hate how this country has a gift at taking intolerance and making the rest of the world think that this is our staple values system, because it’s not. It’s fucking not. I’m not alone in hating these kinds of people. I’m not alone in wishing that they would commandeer a shuttle and get the hell off this planet. Maybe they can go with the Ron Paulites and make a colony on the moon. Show us Earthites how it’s done. For real, get to it. Hell, I’ll donate to the cause. Just leave this planet and this country that you all are so desperate to take back to 1950 alone! We’re sick of your bullshit! Thank you.
Until next time, a quote,
“If you can judge a culture by its advertisements, then there’s no better day to pass judgment on America than Super Bowl Sunday.” -TJ Kirk, The 10 Worst Super Bowl Commercials