The world of American stupidity never ceases to amaze me sometimes. This country has become so stupid that it is actually approaching the nirvana of idiocy. Like we have reached some kind of stupid enlightenment. Wanna know some examples of our stupidity? Here are a few -
- 6 out of 10 people do not believe in the Theory of Evolution, which has a mountain of scientific evidence to back it up.
- America is 7th in literacy.
- We are 22nd in science.
- The bulk of the public does not accept the evidence for man-made climate change.
- We have absolutely castrated NASA, even though we should be leading the way for space exploration.
- Artistic people are not endorsed by this culture.
- An atheist cannot hope to get elected President of this country, because the bulk of the people in this country votes for somebody based on what fake deity they believe in.
- Most people think that contraception is somehow connected to abortion, even though it doesn’t abort anything. It prevents the embryo from being fertilized.
- A large chunk of Americans think that it is “religious freedom” to deny women to access to contraception.
- One can’t say the word “vagina” in a House meeting without being barred from speaking.
Don’t believe the last one? Well, let me introduce you to Rep. Lisa Brown (D). She is the House Representative for the state of Michigan. She comes from the suburbs of Detroit. She was barred from speaking on the House floor because she “broke decorum” during the debate about a bill that would work to end abortion. The language of the bill says that a doctor has to ensure some…I don’t know, group of people, that they are not going to coerce a woman into getting an abortion. Yeah, because doctors are all just holding guns to these women’s heads and telling them to get an abortion. Hell, they are holding the gun at their head all the time they are having it! Yeah, that’s how abortion works in America, folks.
Thankfully, Rep. Brown saw through this, and had some choice words for to say on the House floor.
I’m flattered you’re all so concerned about my vagina. But no means no.
Can we get a round of applause for Rep. Brown? If only more women in government would talk this way. However, since America can’t seem to get out of the third grade, she was banned from speaking on the House floor. Apparently, the word “vagina” is too harsh for them.
Why is America so stupid? I really have to ask that. I’m done being nice. America, you are fucking stupid. You are the stupidest bunch of imbeciles that I have seen in a long time. Why? I could blame the education system. It is a complete mess that needs a lot of work. But the fact is that if I blamed the education system, that wouldn’t fix things. Merely would make the next generation a tad bit less dumb.
Is it the fact that they couldn’t leave the third grade? Now, to all the Republican Representative, I just want to say, I understand how hard it can be. Growing up is difficult. But I think that you can handle wearing your big boy pants and going to the fourth grade. And soon, you’ll be able to handle talking about grown-up stuff! Doesn’t that sound like fun?! Talking about grown-up things like grown-ups? I think you’d like that. I have a good feeling that one day, you’ll be able to be just like all the rest of us adults, and actually have an adult conversation.
The line that the people who banned her from speaking used was that it would offend little kids. Well, I have just proven that they couldn’t leave the third grade, because it offended them! You know, every time that I look around, I see this country getting stupider and stupider. We have stupid people making all the decisions in this country. Stupid, ignorant and hopelessly corrupt people that our public hails as so wise for voting in.
The same public who is too stupid to accept the Theory of Evolution. The same public who is too stupid to realize that America is not the greatest country in the world. We are a mediocre one, at best. This public is so stupid that they don’t even have the mental fortitude enough to realize how the rich are fucking them, day in and day out.
America, you’re stupid. You’re stupid, and you need to accept it. You need to accept it because people like all the House members in Michigan who have barred Rep. Brown from speaking are elected by you. Carlin was right – garbage in, garbage out. When you have stupid people at the voting booth, you elect more stupid people. It’s a cycle of stupidity that this country needs to shake if we are ever going to further ourselves as a country.
So the next time that I hear some slack-jawed idiot talking about how great America is, I keep in mind that this idiot probably votes. This idiot probably is going to teach his idiot children that voting is something that is great, so long as the person that they are voting for shares their religion. This idiot will probably say that teaching kids about sex is wrong, and that will have his kids having more kids, because they couldn’t get sex education. This idiot will probably say that access to contraception and abortion should be cut off, because Gawd wouldn’t like it. Oh, and this idiot will probably also say that saying the word “vagina” is bad.
But worst of all, this idiot isn’t the only idiot. This country is full of other idiots just like him. Now there are a lot of smart people in this country, but until the culture finally comes to its senses and works to make the stupid people ashamed for being stupid, this kind of lunacy will continue forever. America, we have to make stupid people ashamed of being stupid! That’s it. Embrace intelligence, or perish.
Until next time, a quote,
“What makes your god any less made-up than his?” -Huey Freeman, The Boondocks