There are a lot of days when people can look at this country and feel just a touch bit of shame for this generation, and any who might follow it. There are days when you really think that perhaps it is a good thing that this country is going straight down the shitter, and really fast. Days like today, when you see things in the news, and you think that it really can’t get much worse. Days when you see things that are so stupid that you honestly just want to lay in a corner and cry. Days when you get to see that the people of this country can’t really get any stupider.
Bill Maher was having a debate on his show. The topic was voting. There has been a very measly turnout for these primary votes. It is a fact that the Republicans hate the candidates who are running right now. Most Republicans are moderate. Most of all voters are moderate. The moderates are the overwhelming majority in this country. And while our media has been good at not talking about anything that matters, they are showing the Republican candidates for who they are. And that is pretty useful.
So, the guy Maher was talking to, Eliot Spitzer, had this idea to get people to the votes – bribe them! After Maher suggested that they might want to schedule voting days for Saturday, when people aren’t at work, Spitzer said that there should be a lottery. Everybody who votes is elligible to win something like $1 million. Of course, Maher was rather shocked at this, asking if we should be bribing people to care about what happens in this country. Spitzer immediately replies – yes!
Why the hell should the future of our country be contingent on bribing people to get to the polls? If you have to bribe them to get their lazy asses of the couch, then I don’t want the future of our country in their hands. Honestly, I would prefer that 1000 people vote in total than a group of worthless losers who have to have the promise of money to get them to the polls.
But you know, maybe it’s a good thing that the turnout is so low. Take a look at America. Only 4 out of 10 people in this country accept the theory of evolution. A theory that has a mountain of scientific evidence. It’s a fact (these terms are not mutually exclusive, by the way – theory and fact. Not in the science world). And 6 out of 10 people don’t buy it. They don’t accept evidence.
Instead, they have their own theory – that Jesus did everything! And Gawd made the universe, and all of us peoples. We didn’t come from monkeys! (insert stupid southern voice for all the text in this paragraph)
Of course, what do you expect from people who are getting one of the worst education systems on the face of the planet. Education in this country is a joke. And before you libertarians go getting on the privitization bandwagon, it isn’t the public educators fault. It is the mother’s fault. The average dim-witted mother is the worst thing to happen to public schools. Teachers are constantly having to question everything they do, and to always have to tip-toe around these dumb-fuck mothers who want to whine and complain about how classes are too hard for their equally-stupid kid.
The reason that test scores are so low, teachers are teaching tests, and the standards for students are so low is because mothers are constantly complaining about how hard things are. They don’t want their kids to hear that character-building words – “you’re a loser, Billy! You suck! You’re stupid!” Those words build character, and can teach student some things. Everything wrong with America’s education system, you can blame on mothers who like to bitch about how their kid isn’t doing well.
And these stupid people are the kind that Spitzer wants in the voting booth. I have an idea – how about NO! How about we get these Christards away from our government! How about we embrace logic, and reason, and rationality? These people are scientically illiterate. Keep them as far from the voting booth as possible!
What’s more, we can’t shame these people anymore. It’s now out of the bounds of acceptable behavior to basically turn them into the modern version of the village idiot, and throw tomatoes at them (figuratively speaking). No, we can’t shame the stupid, because we love the stupid! We absolutely love them! We give them television shows. Shows like Jackass, The Jersey Shore, Real Housewives of…wherever. We laud these people and give them all the notoriety that they can handle.
But if all that I have said before hasn’t convinced you that America is stupid beyind all reason, here is the proof above all proof – Snooki, the tiny and absolutely retarded bimbo, is a New York Times best-selling author. No shit! Her latest book, “Confessions of a Guidette,” is on the top of the New York Times best-seller list. If you needed any more proof of her stupidity, you got it.
What kills me is how the American public thinks themselves so superior, pointing and laughing at how stupid these people are. They never realize that at least the idiots on that show are getting paid to be as stupid as they are. They are getting filthy rich to be stupid, white bimbos and meat-heads. While you, the person laughing, is probably just as stupid, but is working at McDonald’s or at WalMart.
Here is the ultimate truth about America – you’re stupid. You’re stupid because you accept mediocrity, and never ask for anything more. You’re stupid because you are just fine with your culture dying. You’re stupid because you don’t get outraged at the fact that the bulk of the people in this country are scientifically illiterate. You’re stupid because this kind of pathetic shit is totally acceptable to you. But most of all, more than anything else – You are stupid because you have to have Eliot Spitzer offer you a million dollars to get your lazy, unmotivated ass to the voting booth to give a shit about your country’s future!
I can sum up my feelings about this country’s normal public in two words – fuck you! You’re dumb! Go away! Take your pick which you like.
Until next time, a quote,
“And don’t tell me, by the way, that I hate America. I don’t hate America. I just hate you! I hate you stupid fucks, that ruin America for the rest of us.” -TJ Kincaid, TOO DUMB TO VOTE!