Let me begin by saying that I am not advocating for not giving people things and not having a good time. What this 
post is going to be about is keeping everything in perspective. I want to keep things in perspective because as much as I love this time of year, this year in-particular has made me face the reality that while I have a very good Christmas, I got to thinking about the people that I know, and who I care very much about, who did not. But when I see shit like what I am going to reference you too below, I won’t lie, it pisses me off.
I didn’t get an iPhone fuck Christmas I’m seriously so pissed
That’s right, kids, for those of you who live in poverty here in this country, I am going to introduce you to a class of people who are truly oppressed – American teenagers. As you saw above, they are really afflicted this Christmas season. They aren’t getting iPhones! Oh god, this is just the worst! This is absolute hell on Earth! Why, oh non-existent God, why?!
My parents are the worst mother Fucking parents in the world fuck you mom and dad for not getting me a Iphone. FUCK YOU. FML.
I know most of you already know, but FML means “fuck my life.” That’s right, this little shit has the nerve to basically make it sound like he is going to swallow the business end of a gun barrel because he didn’t get an iPhone for Christmas. Wow…just, wow. That is inspiringly greedy. The level of greed displayed here is nothing short of awe-inspiring. Nobody can be this greedy naturally. It has to be taught to somebody. I’ll get to that in a minute.
Fucking hate that kindle bullshit. Returning and getting an iPad. Most definately.
Yes, because reading is such a bad thing. I’m with you, kid. Why read, when you can sit and pretend you’re playing music on an iPad! Or hey, maybe you can make squiggles or any other amount of useless pointless bullshit. But being able to read, that is so worthless!
welp…didn’t get a car. not trying to sound greedyy buht.. damn…
A little late for that, sweetheart. I think her parents should give her the car, on the off-chance that she will drive it off a cliff and deprive the human race of her stupidity.
Just cried for like two hours straight cause I didn’t get a car…
The greed of these kids know no limits. This person cried for two hours because they didn’t get a fucking car. Unreal. You know, I’m not even going to talk about the massive plethora of people outside of this country who are rotting away in starvation, or being massacred in genocide, with the American people trying to show that they do care, while they don’t. Instead, I am going to talk about the people right here in my own country who are suffering, really suffering.
I have a good friend who didn’t get a Christmas of any kind this year. Her and her mother’s big celebration was renting a movie, and getting to watch it. Both of them are just scraping to get by in this country. She had no tree, no presents, no nothing. And she was miserable this year because of how much her life had gone to shit recently. It actually did break my heart a little to know that this person who is a very good friend of mine, whose company I enjoy incredibly much got nothing. I wished I could have had her out to my place, to spend the holidays with us. So yeah, you fucking crybaby bitch, you didn’t get a car. Boo-fucking-hoo, you greedy cunt!
Am I the only one who didn’t get an iPhone or a car? Dang.
No, sweetie, you didn’t get an iPhone or a car, and you certainly aren’t the only one. There are people in this country who didn’t get FUCKING FOOD for Christmas, you ungrateful, entitled piece of shit! If each person who posted these comments on Twitter died, the world would be a better place. Not one of them is worth anything. Not one of them is actually worth the air that they breathe. They are a waste of oxygen.
I keep yelling WHERE’S MY IPAD at the most incovenient times…think they’ll get the point??
If the point is that these people obviously failed at parenting, then yeah, I hope they did. But knowing how stupid these parents clearly are, probably not.
I hate how my mom has to ruin Christmas be getting everyone stupid gifts..where the hell is the iphone I asked for?! bitch!
Hey Sarah’s parents, feeling proud?
Didn’t get an iPad for the second year in a row. I’m never celebrating Christmas again. #maybenextyearilltryhanukkah
You know, there are a couple of things that really get me about these posts. 1. That these kids just come to hate this 
time of year because of one stupid thing, and 2. That not one of these kids realizes that they are bitching about something that they are being given for free! They don’t have to work for this. They don’t have to actually get up off of their asses and try to make a decent effort. No, that would be too hard. They don’t want to get a job, actually work for what they have. That would be asking WAY too much for these little fuckers. Nope, you all are bitching because it wasn’t given to you for free.
Wanna know a nifty irony – most of these kids got their greedy-ass Tweets re-Tweeted. A lot of them took their Tweets down when it came to light what a bunch of greedy piece of shit they are. They put up new tweets about how they are so thankful for what they have. Yeah, the ones who kept them up there, at least they stuck to their guns. They didn’t have to shove the blind and pitiful hypocrisy down our throats that they aren’t complete pieces of shit, even though they are. I am actually respecting the greedy jerks who kept their Tweets up more than the greedy jerks who took them down.
But where there are those who left them up, there are those who tried to justify their greed. I shit you not!
STOP FUCKING TWEETING AT ME , YOUR ALL RAPIST PEDOPHILES
Yes, we are rapist pedophiles for pointing out that you are a greedy bitch, Mikaela. That makes perfect sense.
Lmao I tweeted about not getting my iPhone and all these twitter dick riders caught feelings. Can I live? lmao
There isn’t a word for how much people like me hate people like you. They think that their greed is justified, and if we call their stupid asses on it, we are “twitter dick riders.” Yeah, you can live, douchebag, but you can live with us hounding you, and hopefully ostracizing you from all decent social interaction for the rest of your life. For real, you suck, and I hope you die alone.
Look, we are all a little greedy in this country. I catch myself being that way, as I’m sure all of you do. It comes with being in the richest country in the world. But we don’t wear the greed that we have on our sleeves. We don’t sing about it to people that we don’t know. We don’t talk about our greed like it’s a good thing.
Now, I know plenty of teenagers who are like me – grateful for what we have received. They probably also have friends like me, who got little to nothing at all this Christmas. And we try and help those people. My good friend I talked about above, I try and help. I talk with her on the phone, online, letting her know that while it isn’t the best day, she isn’t alone, and doesn’t have to feel hardcore-sad this Christmas.
I hope you all had a good Christmas, and I hope you have tried to help the people you know, who had it hard this time of year. Have a wonderful new year.
Until next time, a quote,
“And look, we all have a selfish side to us. But there’s a reason you don’t just fly that flag like, ‘yeah, I’m a selfish fuck and I’m proud!’ Cause it’s not a very desireable personality trait.” -TJ Kincaid, WORST PEOPLE EVER?
Peace out,
Maverick
Brilliant.
Thank you.
I look at this post and I ask, is my generation hopelessly lost?
It goes beyond your generation, that’s the tragic part.
I get irritated by these people im poor got 3 autistic brothers and have a extra job to help my parents.
and i was just happy my family was togheter this chrismas.
i didnt get anything but its enough to just spend some time togheter.